Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Edsel]

Worth a listen
How do you put up a video

Did he say “vodka bailer?”

Makes you wonder if it really needed pavement

 

[Tater Salad]

It looks like she pissed herself. Once I saw it I couldn’t unsee it lol

She seen the meme collection on the MPT. She’s just moist.

 

[Wild dog]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Any of you internet badasses wanna try to prove yourself?

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[brianf]

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My balls pulled up watching that

 

[Aftermath]

Beautiful, I bet the fish were delicious, but I dont know how folks live up there. I had a friend RIP who worked in Utiquiavik the northern most town in Ak. and just loved it. I'd be miserable, couldnt take the cold, and worse no sun for months.

I lived in what I prefer to call Barrow for one year. It was interesting. I took a guided trip WAAAY out north on the ice, did the highly celebrated Polar Bear Plunge and earned the patch.

I had a German Short Hair Pointer that everyone loved. He was a clown. I'd tie him to the flag pole when I went in the Post Office or to the bicycle rack at the grocery store. I'd come out and someone would be petting him and he would be acting like nobody ever petted him. One little girl, maybe 3, repeat dog petter...I had taught her that he would sit on command, shake, some other standard stuff and she'd be out there making him go through the routine. Anyway, the lagoon froze solid enough to walk on soon after arrival. I'd take that shortcut to town. One day he found a dead seagull, frozen stiff, and he brought it to me. I praised him and when he wasn't looking, tossed it. This happened EVERY DAY. The bird became more and more deteriorated, disgustingly so, but still frozen. One day it snowed like crazy and drifted real good and no seagull...hallelujah! The next day...seagull. So, about January, MONTHS later and I had tossed that bird at least 300 times, I tie him up at the Post Office. When I came out, there were 2 old ladies, sisters that lived with a nice view of the lagoon, out there talking to my dog. He was tilting his head and trying to entice them to pet him. He would try to talk, which I always get a kick out of, a dog trying to talk. (Look up Bunny the talking dog on youtube, they know what they want to say) They saw me and started laughing. They apologized but between the two of them had a hard time explaining while laughing about the dead seagull. We were one of their daily highlights. Damned good dog, though.

I think I've already posted about seeing a Polar Bear literally inches away from me.

If I were single again, I'd move back in a heartbeat.

 

[The D]

I lived in what I prefer to call Barrow for one year. It was interesting. I took a guided trip WAAAY out north on the ice, did the highly celebrated Polar Bear Plunge and earned the patch.

I had a German Short Hair Pointer that everyone loved. He was a clown. I'd tie him to the flag pole when I went in the Post Office or to the bicycle rack at the grocery store. I'd come out and someone would be petting him and he would be acting like nobody ever petted him. One little girl, maybe 3, repeat dog petter...I had taught her that he would sit on command, shake, some other standard stuff and she'd be out there making him go through the routine. Anyway, the lagoon froze solid enough to walk on soon after arrival. I'd take that shortcut to town. One day he found a dead seagull, frozen stiff, and he brought it to me. I praised him and when he wasn't looking, tossed it. This happened EVERY DAY. The bird became more and more deteriorated, disgustingly so, but still frozen. One day it snowed like crazy and drifted real good and no seagull...hallelujah! The next day...seagull. So, about January, MONTHS later and I had tossed that bird at least 300 times, I tie him up at the Post Office. When I came out, there were 2 old ladies, sisters that lived with a nice view of the lagoon, out there talking to my dog. He was tilting his head and trying to entice them to pet him. He would try to talk, which I always get a kick out of, a dog trying to talk. (Look up Bunny the talking dog on youtube, they know what they want to say) They saw me and started laughing. They apologized but between the two of them had a hard time explaining while laughing about the dead seagull. We were one of their daily highlights. Damned good dog, though.

I think I've already posted about seeing a Polar Bear literally inches away from me.

If I were single again, I'd move back in a heartbeat.

Can you leave out the single part but try to help me convince my wife to move to AK? Pretty please, with scotch whisky on top?

 

[DuneBoer]

Some of you might enjoy this:

Sarah Baartman - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Behold the Hottentot Venus:
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Last one isn’t Sarah, but was from a website that showed what kind of, uh, posterior she had, which is of the steatopygia type.

I swear I see @Dirty D in the illustrations somewhere.

More info: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35240987.amp

History class dismissed lol

Saw bigger than that at Wal Mart yesterday.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Aftermath]

Can you leave out the single part but try to help me convince my wife to move to AK? Pretty please, with scotch whisky on top?

Is this some sort of marriage proposal? Send pics of the female involved.

 

[Keith E.]

Did he say “vodka bailer?”

Makes you wonder if it really needed pavement

Vodka Burner?

Keith

 

[cas6969]

 

[akmike47]

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I’d colonize that

 

[BG94591]

 

[akmike47]

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Polly pocket looking hoe

 

[The D]

Is this some sort of marriage proposal? Send pics of the female involved.

Here she is, in all her glory

 

[Maggot]

I lived in what I prefer to call Barrow for one year. It was interesting. I took a guided trip WAAAY out north on the ice, did the highly celebrated Polar Bear Plunge and earned the patch.

I had a German Short Hair Pointer that everyone loved. He was a clown. I'd tie him to the flag pole when I went in the Post Office or to the bicycle rack at the grocery store. I'd come out and someone would be petting him and he would be acting like nobody ever petted him. One little girl, maybe 3, repeat dog petter...I had taught her that he would sit on command, shake, some other standard stuff and she'd be out there making him go through the routine. Anyway, the lagoon froze solid enough to walk on soon after arrival. I'd take that shortcut to town. One day he found a dead seagull, frozen stiff, and he brought it to me. I praised him and when he wasn't looking, tossed it. This happened EVERY DAY. The bird became more and more deteriorated, disgustingly so, but still frozen. One day it snowed like crazy and drifted real good and no seagull...hallelujah! The next day...seagull. So, about January, MONTHS later and I had tossed that bird at least 300 times, I tie him up at the Post Office. When I came out, there were 2 old ladies, sisters that lived with a nice view of the lagoon, out there talking to my dog. He was tilting his head and trying to entice them to pet him. He would try to talk, which I always get a kick out of, a dog trying to talk. (Look up Bunny the talking dog on youtube, they know what they want to say) They saw me and started laughing. They apologized but between the two of them had a hard time explaining while laughing about the dead seagull. We were one of their daily highlights. Damned good dog, though.

I think I've already posted about seeing a Polar Bear literally inches away from me.

If I were single again, I'd move back in a heartbeat.

I'd love to visit if only to see the Aurora Borealis but when it goes below 70 I'm looking for a jacket.

 

[Natty Bumpo]

The vast majority of spinning reels are reversible. It’s pretty rare comparatively to find a handed spinning reel.
side note: Bait casters FTW.

That's true today. Was not the case in my youth. I've no idea how old that photo/reel is

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Natty Bumpo]

Seen this one on here several times. A little internet sleuthing reveals she goes by Fallon Love on-line

 

[Natty Bumpo]

 

[akmike47]

That's true today. Was not the case in my youth. I've no idea how old that photo/reel is

It’s not from the crustaceous period

 

[The D]

It’s not from the crustaceous period

I think it’s from the pontoonolithic period though

 

[Aftermath]

Here she is, in all her glory

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I always sorta suspected you were gahay.

 

[The D]

I always sorta suspected you were gahay.

Hmmm…I guess I’ll try to be a bit more blatant aboot it(somehow).

@Dirty D, c’mere! Let’s show Aftermath that sweetass party trick we do when we need free drinks!

 

[BurtG]

 

[akmike47]

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It’s like Kim possible and hot Donna had a daughter

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

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Girl walks into a bar. Bartender says “why the long tits?”

 

[MarshallDodge]

 

[Strzelec]

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First a vowel, then a gun.

 

[Strzelec]

Calm down, Eddie. English is hard.

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If anybody sees ICE loading her in the van, I'll sign the responsibility papers.

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[secondofangle2]

I need to invest in some Scantilly, clad artificial intelligence generation software, cause upwards of 30% of these images you guys post are suspect. I could make a lot of money.

 

[akmike47]

I need to invest in some Scantilly, clad artificial intelligence generation software, cause upwards of 30% of these images you guys post are suspect. I could make a lot of money.

“I could make a lot of money” on free google image search pictures. What a financial genius

 

[akmike47]

The worst part about being an adult is no one asks you what your favorite dinosaur is anymore, it’s like they don’t even care.