Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I would! Anyone who knows me, knows I'm willing to fuck myself to fuck someone else, if that's what it takes.
You will have to pay for her to get artifishully insperminated because you will need at least 2” to get past her butt cheeks.
<image002.jpg>A friend's wife said to her husband, "Honey, get off your rear and fix that gutter downspout!
And, I want it done before the end of the day!"
Well, as you all know, at my age, my friend, and most of our friends, are retired and
have the time to address such "Honey do's"….
So, he invited some of his neighborhood buddies over to help with the project.
One is a sheet metal fabricator.
One brought his welder.
One brought beer and Nachos.
One brought a grill and burgers.
Took us about 6 hours, and 30-40 beers, but we got it done just as we finished off the last of the beer and burgers.
As usual, the wife is still not happy!
Can't understand, cause all us guys love it!
Personally, I cannot wait for rain.
just ate most of a rack of ribs and don’t feel motivated to do shit, maybe dessert
Well seasoned dry ribs are better than glazed ribs, fight me.
Well seasoned dry ribs are better than glazed ribs, fight me.
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Dad and I fixed many cars, appliances, whatnot and doodads during my childhood. Gave me a great understanding of mechanical objects and helped develop my eye hand coordination. Made my career I love possible.
Thanks dad, I miss you every day.
Sir-Mix-Alot was singing about your momSounds like 'sperience talkin'.............
When she decides to be skanky for you:
Farm girls are the shit, until they turn stabby and no one ever finds your body.
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Must be a curve ball pitching machine ?
I’m bettin’ he either accidentally dropped it or was pissed and threw it.
Nah, I’ll figure it out. Modern problems, modern solutions
Yeah, I never said I wasn’t part of the problem
