Otherwise insignificant things that makes your day.

17. To freely post & share ideas on various forums without flying monkeys & vampires of joy swooping in to crap all over your post because they have some innate requirement to bring negativity to others because they rather everyone be as miserable as them rather see anyone having any fun despite their involvement.

-LD

@TheBigCountry - Fuck yourself with a firehose again for all I care.
The Dildo connoisseur is at it again
 
Finding a dollar in newly washed pants, or a coin in the Walmart parking lot.
Totally agree. I can only speak for myself but in regards to the finding a coin comment- it's probably dependent on someone's age but I remember finger banging every arcade machine I came across to see if a random quarter could be located and felt like won the lottery when there was an unclaimed quarter in the coin return and I'd get a free game.

It's strange the things you remember and how that influences you, these days are much different now it seems with all the games taking credit/player cards but I used to & still do when I come across them put a few quarters in the old pinball or arcade games (although they used to be much more prevalent I mainly now see them in older pizza shops).

I don't carry change much anymore but keep all the quarters I can find in my truck to pay for parking meters but those too don't take anything other than credit cards/need to download an app so I've likely got well over $20 in quarters that I've got nothing better to do than leave in the coin returns when I come across them.

Last quip from me on this post- every time someone would find random money in their coat they'd get a big kick out of it and my grandfather (depression era/WWII guy) would always exclaim "better leave it in there, they might be breeders!". Every. Time. I always wondered if he used to sneak around and sneak $5 bills in the coats & clothes of his kids before he passed just for that opportunity (he didn't have much, grew up poor Irish (that's it's own level of poor) working in the coal mines after WWII and later the trains (which was a GREAT job) but regardless good memories this post reminded me of.

-LD
 
Yep- but at least I'm bringing a smidgen of positivity along for the ride. When's the last time you can say you did that?

Something to think about.

-LD
Your shallow existence can not comprehend the joy I bring this forum. Believe this proclamation. Your vacuous intellect will always be found wanting.

Dildo man.


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Your shallow existence can not comprehend the joy I bring this forum. Believe this proclamation. Your vacuous intellect will always be found wanting.

Dildo man.


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As a disclaimer: since I'm incapable of succinct replies... I'm going to tell you what to expect in this post. It's a two parter...

First part (the more honest of the two): Not going to lie, that made me laugh and amused me.

Second part (the more true to the Pit version): It's about time you recognize your place in this pecking order peasant. You exist for my & others amusement. We keep you around only so long as you fulfill this role. Once you lose sight of this we shalt cast you aside like a bloody glove from OJ as you will no longer serve a purpose.

-LD
 
As a disclaimer: since I'm incapable of succinct replies... I'm going to tell you what to expect in this post. It's a two parter...

First part (the more honest of the two): Not going to lie, that made me laugh and amused me.

Second part (the more true to the Pit version): It's about time you recognize your place in this pecking order peasant. You exist for my & others amusement. We keep you around only so long as you fulfill this role. Once you lose sight of this we shalt cast you aside like a bloody glove from OJ as you will no longer serve a purpose.

-LD
Lmfaooooo

Shut the fuck up retard.



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You two faggots are getting me so hot right now! :love:
Shut up diaper boy.

Better hold onto that helmet- You're going to need it when I skull fuck you later.

-LD
Listen. Smooth brain.

Your dad should have rolled over and shot you on the wall.

Your grammar is embarrassing.

shalt is a second person singular future tense irregular verb and you’re using it wrong.

I’d be embarrassed by how much you type yet say so little.


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I’m wondering-why doesn’t snipers hide do a points system based on number of comments and how many people like your comments? Some people could be superstars…🤣
Just messing with you, Duck. I like to look at the positive side of things, but being in management in a small business I see plenty of stressful days. Many days when it’s been stressful at work or life is rough The laughter of my children is a solid encouragement. Also, walking in the front door and smelling amazing cooking and seeing my wife bustling around the kitchen always lifts my spirits.
 
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