So, I got to thinking musically today. Any of y'all remember the Tennessee Ernie Ford tune "15 tons?"
So if a bunker buster weighs 30,000 pounds or 15 tons, here's my re-write.
"We'll load 15 tons on a B-2 Jet,
And we ain't gonna miss on that you can bet.
Hey, hey Ayatollah well you better go
Or...