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    Maggie’s Lucky drunk

    One afternoon a bartender is alone in his bar, reading the paper and waiting for the rush of factory workers at the end of their shift when his young son bursts through the door with a box in his hand. "Dad, look what I found!" The bartender looks in the box to see a turtle about the size of...
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    Maggie’s Drunk Irish/

    AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO> An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a > little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the > dice. > > > > She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm > completely nude'. > >...