A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish!"
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I canride over anytime I want!'
And God replied, 'Your request is
materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help man kind!'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally,
he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment,why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how
I can make a woman truly happy!'
And God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish!"
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I canride over anytime I want!'
And God replied, 'Your request is
materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help man kind!'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally,
he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment,why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how
I can make a woman truly happy!'
And God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
