Maggie’s A Close Call On Wrong Side of Town

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.....somehow I ended up on the "wrong side" of town at 1 in the morning.

Making my way to the parking lot I was confronted by an old wine-o that held out a jug wrapped in brown paper in his left hand and what looked like an old 1911A Colt .45 Pistol in his right hand.

He pushed the paper-wrapped jug at me and said "Here, take a swig of this!"

Not being one to argue with a drunk and a pistol, I took a gulp....spit it out and said "Man! that shit tastes terrible!"

He said "I know....now you hold the gun on me and make me take a swig!"
 

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  • Feb 6, 2008
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    Re: A Close Call On Wrong Side of Town

    could have been as funny if it "tastes like Piss"