Hunting & Fishing A friend from highschool

Shady_Jay

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A bud of mine from high school and I reconnected some time ago and we have maintained contact the last year. He is a college professor now and I still throw beer bottles at stop signs. Some things don't change I guess. However, I am real proud of him and his published works. His published works focus on poetry of all sorts. He and his father are avid pheasant and quail hunters and he wrote the below rough draft:




"The guys in the back of the Suburban
would down that last swig of Coors,
crinkle the cans, and barrel out
of the truck, the tops of their shot guns
pointed up and out. “Birds here”
someone would shout, and the youngest
of the men would run quick across the dirt road
and jump the ditch and jump the barbed wire fence,
and shots would go off, birds fall, and the men
would run and catch what they had got,
swinging the birds, ringing the necks
and pulling the heads off, as they returned to the truck."(Rabas, 2009)




I told him that most hunters are philosophical and his writings can capture the feelings, smells and excitement of the hunt. I think he could find an untapped recourse for his talents by writing for hunters.

What say you?
 
Re: A friend from highschool

I hope he'll be available as the poet laureate for President Queequeg on a cold January morning in 2013.

Unless the climate changes, like Torfinn thinks; then he can recite to the nation from a shady spot...

Anyway, can you ask him to keep the day open?

He isn't the obscure poet "Newman" is he?
 
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Your friend did well, CKA. That's good. The writers for hunting and outdoor activities do well; its a serious industry.

I wrote this partial poem earlier this month but have never had the time to finish it:

<span style="font-style: italic">Listen my children, to what I say,
about the midnight ride of CKA;
On the 12th of October just after 5,
Hardly an animal is now alive.
Who remembers that awful whiskey and beer.

He said to a friend, "If we can start the truck
after I finish these drinks to-night,
Shine some lights beside the road until something
Comes into sight."
One if a coyote, two if a pig;
And I in the backseat having a swig,
Ready to take pictures, or pull down my trou,
Anything at all to get a Laugh Out Loud.

Then he said "Goodnight" and with a loud fart
Walked out to the truck to see if it would start,
And just as the moon rose over fields,
The old truck she started, which warmed up his heart.
Weaving along dirtroads at a high rate of speed,
His spotlight found a large boar to sate his need.

Leaving his weapon and ammo behind, he chased that
poor pig to complete the deed.
Trousers down and smellin' of whiskey,
Laughing and screaming and whistlin' Dixie,
CKA danced his famous Shankster jig,
He would finally have at it with his favorite pig.</span>
 
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<span style="font-style: italic">So close to my heart,
I’ve held my swine friend.
It’s just to damn bad,
My cock doesn’t spin.

With a cry heard for miles,
His love began to say.
Take me from behind,
My dearest, CKA

With tears in his eyes,
He begins to caress her.
But she begins to resist,
cause here comes Bolttripper
</span>
 
Re: A friend from highschool

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> He is a college professor now and I still throw beer bottles at stop signs. </div></div>

That is worthy of line of the day.
 
Re: A friend from highschool

yall are just re-fucking-diculous.... I'm putting the video I have of Todd waxing his nipples when we were burning a Sataria candle at RO last year....lol
 
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C.K.A..........

After watching those vid's, I have decided, that it would be in my best interest to formally retract my offer to supply beer and whores when you come to Sacramento, because you all....excuse me....yall are a bunch of crazy cocksuckers.

I'm not getting within ten miles of you, Todd, matches, candles, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a video camera no matter how bad I shoot that day.

-Pat

P.S.

Note to Todd: If I were you, I would pay whatever amount it takes to gain possession of and destroy those tapes, and never drink again. Baahaahaahaahaa!
 
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ha ha ha.... what you thought it just stopped at the Internet?


Hope you enjoyed. We decided to take them down..lol




but here is my favorite video for you to enjoy


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You had friends in high school???
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Re: A friend from highschool

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: flyboy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You had friends in high school???
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Yes, but he only saw them while waiting for the Short Bus.