A plea for sanity

[Jscb1b]

Not on my bucket list. Have you? On second thought, I don't want to know.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Wha chu drawlin on bout, Willis?

Spelirizin and Punctumacatin on da Interwebs?

Now ya ‘soundin like mah brubber Veer.

Tar-nattion!

shoots-fahr.

Ser-Hawr!!!

dang.

 

[Alpine 338]

My grammar and spelling are perfect. Unfortunately, spell checker takes over and changes it.?

 

[camotoe]

People posting from phones....so relax Nancy

 

[Aries256]

Ode To a Spell Checker

I have a spelling checker -
It came with my new pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Each frays come posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed to bee a joule.
The checker poured o'er every word,
To cheque sum spelling rule.

That's why aye brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas.
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas.

That.....that hurt my eyes

 

[Carlos Danger]

Holy crikey!!!!!

First off, I'm not normally a stickler for spelling and punctuation, but jesus christ folks, can you use some punctuation and ATTEMPT to spell shit correctly?

In this day and age of spell checker, I just don't get all the misspellings. Never mind the conscious streams of thought, that some type out with no punctuation. Fuck. Some of the worst culprits seem to think themselves to be quite intelligent and opinionated, and yet look like they have a 3rd grade education.

Do everyone a favor; Take some time to post and quit looking like a crayon eating, window licking neanderthal, that the other side wants to paint us as being. Some of these posts are just fucking painful to read. Lol! It fucking makes my head hurt and eyes bleed, trying to decipher some of the shit some people post.

Lol! /end rant! ???

Thanks for posting this. I've been on a number of forums and been flamed for being a grammar / spelling Nazi. Very few people appreciate correction as "help". When I do provide help, it's only intended for someone to learn, educate themselves, and to not appear unintelligent.....or too lazy to learn the language. Stop flaming people for helping and start learning.

 

[Downtown]

I heard that the inventor of Auto Correct recently passed away. May he rust in piss.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Your ; you're, yer ; ur " yir ? yur ! Whaduh eye win ?

 

[Rlandry]

If you w ere in the Navy, you have had the pleasure of having a Philipino explain your pay record to you.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Riiiiiggghhht.
Your gunna learn dem ol dogs new tricks?
Gud luk wit dat.

Thanks for posting this. I've been on a number of forums and been flamed for being a grammar / spelling Nazi. Very few people appreciate correction as "help". When I do provide help, it's only intended for someone to learn, educate themselves, and to not appear unintelligent.....or too lazy to learn the language. Stop flaming people for helping and start learning.

 

[EddieNFL]

We were saddled with a bunch of Chinese people who had assiduously studied the language but neither knew nor cared about our culture.

Perhaps had they been more diligent they would have cared.
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Sorry, but I so rarely get to poke fun at the word "assiduously."

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I want to offer my contrafibularities to you gentlemen. Your mastery of the English language is nothing short of phantasmagorical.

Veer, are you actually a doctor, and would your name be Johnson?

 

[Tchitcherine]

Wut

 

[W54/XM-388]

I want to offer my contrafibularities to you gentlemen. Your mastery of the English language is nothing short of phantasmagorical.

Veer, are you actually a doctor, and would your name be Johnson?

Black Adder is really great comedy if you know your English history.

 

[Veer_G]

Perhaps had they been more diligent they would have cared.
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Sorry, but I so rarely get to poke fun at the word "assiduously."

It's all fun and games until there's a report to be written. And then it's "Oh, Veer, did you want a donut with that coffee?"

 

[EddieNFL]

It's all fun and games until there's a report to be written. And then it's "Oh, Veer, did you want a donut with that coffee?"

I think I used "assiduously" in a conversation once. Had a buck sergeant working for me, dumb as a box of rocks. After a particularly stupid mistake, I told him, "You assiduously exude a sophophobic attitude. He looked confused and said, Well, I do my best."