Maggie’s A Quick Joke-

[hermosabeach]

Laughed at “The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreignexchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
1775," he said.

"Very good!

Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth'?"

Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher, continuing.

"Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your
country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"

Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
Kennedy, 1961."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows moreabout our history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F___ the Japs."

"Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.

Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"

Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're screwed!"


Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if Joe Biden gets elected”

 

[Blue Sky Country]

"... And then, a helicopter was heard flying over the school as an emergency medical team arrived to check out the teacher's condition. "Watch the sky!", one kid yelled as the chopper cast a huge shadow over the ground. "Downtown LA rioters, when their fellow rioters began falling from rifle fire coming from the roof of a Korean supermarket on the next block, 1992", little Akio said immediately..."

 

[theLBC]

can i post this on facebook?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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