Maggie’s A sad day for all, Chuck Norris hung himself

[Maggot]

But the rope suffocated.

Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like.

When Chuck Norris does push ups he doest push himself up he pushes the earth away.

 

[RTH1800]

Joke about suicide? A bit over the line...

 

[snbyiggidy1]

Haha I find it funny. Especially given the context. One of the local emergency rooms has a Chuck Norris calendar so you get a little Chuck every day. Love reading them while I am there dropping patients. As for the over the line comment get over yourself it was funny.

 

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Joke about suicide? A bit over the line...

cool your tits Francis.....hes not actually dead

 

[Mullhead]

The Boogie man checks his closet and night for Chuck Norris.

 

[mdmp5]

He died when Bruce Lee broke his neck. On the third day, he rose again

 

[QuickNDirty]

lol

 

[Bender]

When Alexander Graham Bell plugged in his new phone for the first time, he got a message he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 

[ZY100]

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

28 minutes in and we are already cop bashing...

ZY

PS...shout out to the Thin Blue Line..no disrespect intended.

 

[snbyiggidy1]

Did you hear that? Chuck Norris just got a little more awesome.

 

[Bender]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade into a room and killed 9 people..... then it exploded.

 

[Bender]

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

28 minutes in and we are already cop bashing...

ZY

PS...shout out to the Thin Blue Line..no disrespect intended.

Lol. How is that cop bashing?

And I’m Gunna be a cop in two weeks....

Stop apologizing.. lol

 

[ZY100]

Lol. How is that cop bashing?

And I’m Gunna be a cop in two weeks....

Stop apologizing.. lol

Ha...being funny, pulling the string on some other threads where things got negative towards the cops and got labeled cop bashing (some of it was, but one quote was something like "10 posts in and we are already cop bashing"). It was "second order" humor.

 

[Maggot]

An original:

When Chuck Norris goes for a swim the ocean doesnt wave...it bows.

 

[Maser]

So he tried to pull a David Carradine?

 

[jrassy]

Ok at first I thought, WTF, but one of my favorites is
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice,
Just the idea strikes me funny.

 

[FS1]

When Chuck was a sniper he never used elevation windage or spin drift. Gravity, the earth and wind all feared him.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Per the Sun, Chuck Norris is faster than his own shadow.

 

[Spartan67]

I heard Tac-Ops Rifles took one of his Rifles back because it only shot 0.05"

 

[oneshot86]

Joke about suicide? A bit over the line...

nancy ????

is that you ?

 

[RTH1800]

No,

I just a person who has watched several families ruined for generations by suicide. Friends, neighbors etc. I knew one family who had two cases of suicide. If any surviving member was late for a gathering they all had horrible fear that it had happened again. Not fun to watch. I don't find much humor in it. If you don't like that fuck off. Actually, fuck off even if you do like it.

 

[oneshot86]

you do know, maybe he didnt mean aything by it and possibly your hypo sensitivity to it could be your problem

 

[mdmp5]

you do know, maybe he didnt mean aything by it and possibly your hypo sensitivity to it could be your problem

hyper not hypo

 

[Spblademaker]

 

[Maser]

When Chuck Norris lear

No,

I just a person who has watched several families ruined for generations by suicide. Friends, neighbors etc. I knew one family who had two cases of suicide. If any surviving member was late for a gathering they all had horrible fear that it had happened again. Not fun to watch. I don't find much humor in it. If you don't like that fuck off. Actually, fuck off even if you do like it.

So, in your magical world you live in, you're the only one who's experienced suicide huh? Well guess what? I've watched plenty of friends online end their lives on live stream. Plus, when I was 14 I attempted suicide and almost succeeded. Humor will ALWAYS trump sorrow. We have enough politically correct faggotry we gotta deal with in our real lives. I don't think we need to deal with it here at the Hide.

 

[Redmanss]

But the rope suffocated.

 

[1J04]

No,

I just a person who has watched several families ruined for generations by suicide. Friends, neighbors etc. I knew one family who had two cases of suicide. If any surviving member was late for a gathering they all had horrible fear that it had happened again. Not fun to watch. I don't find much humor in it. If you don't like that fuck off. Actually, fuck off even if you do like it.

You're way outta your league and obviously clueless. STFU n go away.

Pro Tip: Stay Outta "Socially Unacceptable".

 

[oneshot86]

hmmm, im sittin here with a belly full of loud mouth soup and have nothin to say

 

[THEIS]

 

[Rthur]

When Chuck Norris lear


So, in your magical world you live in, you're the only one who's experienced suicide huh? Well guess what? I've watched plenty of friends online end their lives on live stream. Plus, when I was 14 I attempted suicide and almost succeeded. Humor will ALWAYS trump sorrow. We have enough politically correct faggotry we gotta deal with in our real lives. I don't think we need to deal with it here at the Hide.

You get 5 stars on your paper today Maser.

R

 

[INMY01TA]

Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Sharpshooter3]

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

 

[EddieNFL]

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[CavReconScout]

If you don’t like the topic don’t click on the damn thread. And then make it out to be someone else’s fault you are offended. Take responsibility for you own actions.

 

[RNWRKNP]

When I was a kid all I ever wanted to be was Chuck Norris. Patriot Blackbelt was a pretty good read for me and by all accounts he is a genuine good guy. Great thread Maggot? Did somebody get Nancy a tissue??

 

[pmclaine]

I dont think RTH1800 needs my defense, he is a big boy....

but I know he has helped me and he knows/owns some outstanding guns.

Smart man.

We all have things we are sensitive to and usually its because of being too close to something bad in a personal way.

In my case Im currently getting an education in anxiety - realizing its not just a condition for pussies that cant pack life.

Anyway RTH1800 is not the ass clown deserving of being called snowflake.

 

[Forrest84]

Yeah he is.

 

[Bender]

Meh.... walk it off...

Life happens

 

[XLR308]

Chuck Norris doesnt flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it.

 

[XLR308]

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his bedroom, the bears not actually dead its just to fucking scared to move.

 

[Maggot]

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

Thats cold.

 

[ArmyJerry]

You need to move to a desert or a jungle, seems anyone you know commits suicide. Stay off Facebook and the Hide please.

The thread was in bad taste, but hey, its a free country.

QUOTE="rth1800, post: 7071043, member: 28909"]No,

I just a person who has watched several families ruined for generations by suicide. Friends, neighbors etc. I knew one family who had two cases of suicide. If any surviving member was late for a gathering they all had horrible fear that it had happened again. Not fun to watch. I don't find much humor in it. If you don't like that fuck off. Actually, fuck off even if you do like it.[/QUOTE]

 

[Alphatreedog]

You need to move to a desert or a jungle, seems anyone you know commits suicide. Stay off Facebook and the Hide please.

The thread was in bad taste, but hey, its a free country.

QUOTE="rth1800, post: 7071043, member: 28909"]No,

I just a person who has watched several families ruined for generations by suicide. Friends, neighbors etc. I knew one family who had two cases of suicide. If any surviving member was late for a gathering they all had horrible fear that it had happened again. Not fun to watch. I don't find much humor in it. If you don't like that fuck off. Actually, fuck off even if you do like it.

[/QUOTE]

Careful Jerry he may be from Arkansas .

 

[Maggot]

You need to move to a desert or a jungle, seems anyone you know commits suicide. Stay off Facebook and the Hide please.

The thread was in bad taste, but hey, its a free country.

QUOTE="rth1800, post: 7071043, member: 28909"]No,

I just a person who has watched several families ruined for generations by suicide. Friends, neighbors etc. I knew one family who had two cases of suicide. If any surviving member was late for a gathering they all had horrible fear that it had happened again. Not fun to watch. I don't find much humor in it. If you don't like that fuck off. Actually, fuck off even if you do like it.

[/QUOTE]

If you really feel it was in bad taste I feel for that, In the last few years I had two close friends hang themselves. They had good lives and made a decision to end them. Not much I can do about it. Fuck, we all come into this world, we all leave.

 

[Bender]

Life.... you never make it out alive.

































Unless you’re Chuck Norris.

 

[mdmp5]

I dont think RTH1800 needs my defense, he is a big boy....

but I know he has helped me and he knows/owns some outstanding guns.

Smart man.

We all have things we are sensitive to and usually its because of being too close to something bad in a personal way.

In my case Im currently getting an education in anxiety - realizing its not just a condition for pussies that cant pack life.

Anyway RTH1800 is not the ass clown deserving of being called snowflake.

Anxiety fucking sucks.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Paging Army Jerry . You're needed in the Learning Snipers Hide Sucks Thread .
Thank You .

 

[mdmp5]

Paging Army Jerry . You're needed in the Learning Snipers Hide Sucks Thread .
Thank You .

It will take him all night to comb thru that mess and he still won’t know what it’s about because that captain piss guy erased all his posts

 

[ArmyJerry]

I seen it the original post was removed or deleted, I know the hide is in capable hands.

Paging Army Jerry . You're needed in the Learning Snipers Hide Sucks Thread .
Thank You .

 

[Maggot]

I seen it the original post was removed or deleted, I know the hide is in capable hands.

What a goddamn bunch of pussy assed bullshit. We laugh about guys blowing themselves up but a little joke and it gets removed.