Maggie’s  A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

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Its well made - he's dressed to kill - literally . His pet Amazon parrot is riding on his shoulder . The bartender , a bird-lover himself , is taken aback by the sight . He exclaims , "My gosh - that's beautiful !!! Where did you get it ? " "Quantico" , says the parrot ...
 

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Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well I , guess we can't , all be funny , </div></div>

lol...
 

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Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dragoon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Its well made - he's dressed to kill - literally . His pet Amazon parrot is riding on his shoulder . The bartender , a bird-lover himself , is taken aback by the sight . He exclaims , "My gosh - that's beautiful !!! Where did you get it ? " "Quantico" , says the parrot ... </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">So an inbred walks into a forum and starts a home-made joke thread.....</span>
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Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dragoon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Its well made - he's dressed to kill - literally . His pet Amazon parrot is riding on his shoulder . The bartender , a bird-lover himself , is taken aback by the sight . He exclaims , "My gosh - that's beautiful !!! Where did you get it ? " "Quantico" , says the parrot ... </div></div>

Swing and a miss,... lol E for effort though.
 

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    Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dragoon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Its well made - he's dressed to kill - literally . His pet Amazon parrot is riding on his shoulder . The bartender , a bird-lover himself , is taken aback by the sight . He exclaims , "My gosh - that's beautiful !!! Where did you get it ? " "Quantico" , says the parrot ... </div></div>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">So an inbred walks into a forum and starts a home-made joke thread.....</span>


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    You were a NuBie at one time, Shanky........Remember no attacking nubies.....don't want to frighten them away before they spend some money.
     

    Maggot

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    Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ubet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Newbie hell, his been registered for over 4 years. </div></div>

    My bad. Attack, Shank, Attack.
     

    MDStroup

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    Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

    Is he is trying to joke on The end from metal gear solid 3 because that didn't make any sense.
     

    Graham

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    Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

    Oh...I thought the joke was that that at Quantico they were training parrots to be snipers.
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    I guess I over-thought that one.
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    Re: A sniper walks into a bar , wearing a ghillie suit

    Shit! I guess it HAS been a long time since I was at Quantico last!