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Ad campaign features white woman......RRRREWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!@!!

This ones for @gregl, as I know he was very involved with the Scouts. I dont see his handle anymore, I'm guessing he's gone on to that big parade ground in the sky. And good for thesebeautiful young men and woman.

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Let's bring back the potato sack dress. IMHO, Sydney Sweeney would boost the sale of potatoes again.

What does a potato sack dress have to do with Sydney Sweeney? Let's go back to 1952. Marylin Monroe, then 24, wore a dress that she liked to a Hollywood party.

A reporter saw her in the dress and thought it was "cheap" and "vulgar." She wrote a short article about it.

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So the PR folks went to work and Ms. Monroe donned on the potato sack dress. She showed off her great assets without taking off any clothes and displayed a sense of humor by doubling down to put the reporter in her place. Ms. Sweeney could do likewise to really piss off ugly libtards. It's not an original thought but great ideas never die, they are only recycled like potato sacks.

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Let's bring back the potato sack dress. IMHO, Sydney Sweeney would boost the sale of potatoes again.

What does a potato sack dress have to do with Sydney Sweeney? Let's go back to 1952. Marylin Monroe, then 24, wore a dress that she liked to a Hollywood party.

A reporter saw her in the dress and thought it was "cheap" and "vulgar." She wrote a short article about it.

iu


So the PR folks went to work and Ms. Monroe donned on the potato sack dress. She showed off her great assets without taking off any clothes and displayed a sense of humor by doubling down to put the reporter in her place. Ms. Sweeney could do likewise to really piss off ugly libtards. It's not an original thought but great ideas never die, they are only recycled like potato sacks.

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The funny thing is that starting about a year ago, Louisiana State Gymnast Livy Dunne (Sp? I might even have the college wrong) started doing ads for an athletic clothing company called Vuori. Or is it Viori?

Either way... she is hot, blonde, fit, beautifu, smart, motivated and has made a huge fortune of social media.

I saw those ads and said 'Vuori" is gonig to make a fortune. Because they "Get" that consumers are not going to want to see fat, nappy-haired, out-of-shape, twerking, nasty, hairy, lice-ridden DEI broads in Lycra... trying to sell clothes.

They want to see Fit, beautiful women who are aspirational figures... showing their clothing lines.

Finally, marketers are waking up to "Get Woke, Go broke." And if you are trying to sell athletic clothes and sexy jeans to the 87 percent of teenage girls who do not identify as Fat Ghetto Fabulous Beyotches... you don't want to use some Jabba-the-Hut Lizzo-clone who plays a flute out her touch-hole.

Want to sell product? Use people who folks want to emulate, identify with and Fap to... and you will sell more!

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Kate Upton was another hot one.

Sadly, Mercedes sort of wasted her in that Superbowl ad in which they should have hired some Historians...

Because Mercedes had spent 68 years trying to disassociate itself from WW2 and then managed to use Sympathy for the Devil as its Theme song.

I wrote an academic paper on it. It was funny! Really!!

Well, it probably sold a bunch of Mercedes to aspirationals 20-somethings.

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