Airport Security, HOLY SHIT..yeah right

[strick9]

So I gave a female friend of mine a nice folder pocket knife for Christmas. It measures 6 inches opened and has a 3-1/2 blade with 1/4 serrated section and a hair popping blade for the rest.

She just called from Houston having flown from the East Coast with the knife in her purse on her lap the entire time, she had forgotten it was there, purse went through the scanner and onward she goes. Her and the girls were sittn around and someone needed a blade so she says here ya go reaches in and pulls it out. One of her friends says holy shit you flew with that upon which I immediately get the call, she is about to puke and is freaking. Come to think of it Im about to puke. FUCK TARDS, yeah she missed it too. But DAMN..

 

[Guest]

Re: Airport Security, HOLY SHIT..yeah right

Right now they're looking for bulges in the crotch.
You could probably stroll by them with a Bowie knife and they've wave you through.

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

Re: Airport Security, HOLY SHIT..yeah right

can i be there to watch when they do strip search on her.....

 

[EddieNFL]

Re: Airport Security, HOLY SHIT..yeah right

Did the same with a carry on back pack about three years ago. Made it though the airport and cruise ship security. Fortunately, I discovered it before we returned and put it in my checked bag. My carry on was physically searched when we returned home.

 

[strick9]

Re: Airport Security, HOLY SHIT..yeah right

Bolt Ive seen your pics brother, and not to offend man as you deserve respect and not to burst your bubble cuz you put so much hot air into that thing, but since I wouldn't want to see your huge warm heart broken or your oh so pretty face covered in emotional tears I should let you know that she is allergic to moth balls, dust and likes protrusions not crevices, other than that sure man.

 

[zxd9]

Re: Airport Security, HOLY SHIT..yeah right

I went through a scanner with $5 in quarters in my pocket. I realized it as I was walking down the concourse so I stopped a TSA guy I saw and told him what happened. His response? "If we made the scanners sensitive enough to catch that we'd be stopping everyone." 20 quarters is a heck of a lot of metal to let through. I don't have a lot of faith in the TSA.