Maggie’s Alternative use for pool toys?

[12Bravo]

The mugshot says it all...

Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

A Florida man arrested in the theft of stolen pool floats told cops he sexually pleased himself with the inflatables instead of raping women, court papers show.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Alabusa]

Heard a story from a nurse about a guy that came in to er with 18 inches of a pool noodle up his rear.

 

[Dirty D]

The mugshot says it all...

Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

A Florida man arrested in the theft of stolen pool floats told cops he sexually pleased himself with the inflatables instead of raping women, court papers show.

www.foxnews.com

He looks lead deficient, I bet 175 grains delivered at 2500 FPS would cure him permanently.

 

[Thumper580]

Why do they always look like that??? no matter what idiotic event they are involved in....

 

[WeiserBucks]

Why do they always look like that??? no matter what idiotic event they are involved in....

METH

 

[Habituallinestepper]

I'm a sucker for any headline that begins with "Florida man..."

You know you're in for a great read.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Jeffrey Dahmer apparently had a phase when he stole a department store mannequin and brought it to his grandmother's house. He would spend night after night laying next to the mannequin and pretending that it was an unconscious person. When his grandmother found the mannequin, she flipped into a rage and made him throw it out. Within weeks, he would be killing, sodomizing, and dismembering his first victim, a hitchhiker...