Amos Moses Dead at 42

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Florida Man Dies in Police Shooting After Swimming in Lake Full of Alligators and Attempting to Assault Responding Officers

Timothy Schulz, a 42-year-old man in Florida with a history of meth-related arrests, was fatally shot by the police after surviving a swim in a lake full of alligators. Officers opened fire on him after he assaulted them with a pair of garden shears and attempted to steal a firearm from the...

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Florida Man Dies in Police Shooting After Swimming in Lake Full of Alligators and Attempting to Assault Responding Officers

Timothy Schulz, a 42-year-old man in Florida with a history of meth-related arrests, was fatally shot by the police after surviving a swim in a lake full of alligators. Officers opened fire on him after he assaulted them with a pair of garden shears and attempted to steal a firearm from the...

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Good thing it wasn’t a Louisiana Sheriff after him, that didn’t turn out well for the Sheriff:
He went in the swamp, gonna get the boy, but he never came out again.
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to?
You can sho’ get lost in a Louisiana bayou.

 

[Ronws]

I am missing the Amos Moses reference. Probably staring right at me.

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Bro is looking pretty rough for 42

 

[918v]

I am missing the Amos Moses reference. Probably staring right at me.

Amos Moses was a fictional character depicted in a Jerry Reed song. He lived in the swamp and hunted alligators.

 

[sgtsmmiii]

I am missing the Amos Moses reference. Probably staring right at me.

A funny Jerry Reed song.

 

[SBRSarge]

Amos Moses

 

[918v]

 

[Im2bent]

Bro is looking pretty rough for 42

He's looking even rougher now......

 

[vh20]

I am missing the Amos Moses reference. Probably staring right at me.

Jerry Reed song, lyrics from which I quoted above. YouTube it - it’s worth the listen.
Oops, nevermind, already linked above!

 

[Maser]

Paging @nagantguy !

Assault with shears huh? Clock Tower anyone?

 

[Fx51LP308]

In my HS, for a class I was taking one year, we went on a set of three "3 day overnight" bivouacs at a conservation school in a state Forrest. As part of keeping us "entertained" and out of trouble, they had a square dance caller come to do a set of dances, on one of the evenings, each visit.

The Jerry Reed "Amos Moses" was one of his signature dance calls. I think there was another square dance called "Sherman's March through Georgia."



It wasn't just square dancing but also folk dancing. I recall a Jewish cultural dance called the "Mayim Mayim" water dance.



Although, in the first part where they're circling around the flowers in the center, the Jewish kids in the class were rather jubilant... almost "twerking."

 

[nagantguy]

Amos Moses was a fictional character depicted in a Jerry Reed song. He lived in the swamp and hunted alligators.

Only used one hand

 

[Lange Carabine]

Only used one hand

That's all he got left cause an alligator bit it....
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow.

 

[918v]

Only used one hand

So what u think? Do garden shears warrant a mag dump?

 

[BCP]

I am missing the Amos Moses reference.

That means your family tree has a few forks in it

I got it but then I'm from the hills

 

[Ronws]

That means your family tree has a few forks in it

I got it but then I'm from the hills

In other words, his family tree is actually a stump?

Okay. And he is from a place where even after you get divorced, you and your ex-spouse can remain brother and sister?

 

[lash]

So what u think? Do garden shears warrant a mag dump?

Well, I saw the live report and he got into the squad car and was wrestling the rifle free when they shot through the windshield of the squad car to stop him. Video showed the rounds through the windshield.

Take that for what it’s worth.

 

[lash]

Love that Jerry Reed song. That and The Day the Squirrel Went to Church.

 

[918v]

Well, I saw the live report and he got into the squad car and was wrestling the rifle free when they shot through the windshield of the squad car to stop him. Video showed the rounds through the windshield.

Take that for what it’s worth.

That’s an even more challenging scenario.

 

[chevy_man]

You southerners are a little different...

 

[theLBC]

alligator didn't want that meth meat.

 

[Jscb1b]

alligator didn't want that meth meat.

That shit is methed up!

 

[Alphatreedog]

That shit is methed up!

So you're saying cops had to shoot em . Didn't want to Meth with em .

 

[Jscb1b]

So you're saying cops had to shoot em . Didn't want to Meth with em .

That guy looked like a methican.

 

[Lange Carabine]

They sure methed up their po-leeth car...

 

[lash]

He chose poor meth-odds. He wasn’t a methmatician.

 

[Im2bent]

Mafo?

 

[lonegunman762x51]

So what u think? Do garden shears warrant a mag dump?

Yes. The cops did the world a favor. At some point he would have drove thru a school crosswalk and killed three kids or some other needless killing and we would waste $75k a year feeding him until he died in prison.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Dith whole fredd ith method up .

 

[ken226]

Al the best stories start with "A Florida man".

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

You southerners are a little different...

Yes we are, and damn proud of it too.
Hell, we call people a coon-ass as a term of endearment.

 

[Baron23]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Al the best stories start with "A Florida man".


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This applies to Florida too….

 

[GreenGO Juan]

This applies to Florida too….

100%

Gay'da out der som wer u jus don cee um.