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They are trying to get one lone and antsy minuteman in the Patriot ranks on the Lexington Green to fidget with the trigger on his musket too soon... And justify a volley from the Redcoats...
In a world capable of deep fakes.. It won't take much.
 

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    I dont think they care which side gets a fidgety trigger finger, the end result will be the same. And this is the end game they are looking for
     

    earthtrekker1775

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    I always suspected it would be in my lifetime, the writing has been on the wall for a long time now. Prepare as you can and stay on good terms in your communities. Many excellent Americans will be relying on their neighbors after this witchhunt ends their careers and blacklists them socially.
     
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    CATM15

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    We had democratic senators calling for republicans to be on a no fly list this morning. Also, when Parler went down this morning I guess all of its content (all public, deleted, archived posts etc.) was downloaded by a group to keep as “evidence” against conservatives.

    o yeah... ehem... insert short joke here
     

    Alphatreedog

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    I changed it you might be right, I don't want the cancel people to get mad, I have like 3 inches on that and I don't want to be mislabeled
    Be proud of your three inches and remember , it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean .
     

    DarnYankeeUSMC

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    In your head
    "They" spent a couple months with a well publicized lie and turned Trump into a manchurian candidate. Within a few months half of the population believed that he is a Russian spy. A man that has been in the public spotlight his entire adult life and they still believe the tabloid bullshit.
    A simple school shooting for the cause? Piece of cake.
    I dont think they care which side gets a fidgety trigger finger, the end result will be the same. And this is the end game they are looking for
     

    Maggot

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    Elf lives matter.

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    BullGear

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    I felt like I wanted to be like Elvis watching the House today. Why can't another Congress Critter stand up and object to these hugely false statements being read by the Demwits?
     

    TxWelder35

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    Is there a way to contribute without using paypal? Can i mail Frank a check and wait a week or two?
    I don’t think it’s set up that way. The membership is a reoccurring payment via PayPal. He doesn’t have the time or energy to deal with sorting out 1000 checks and who they are applied too. I’m sure if you want to mail him a check every month he would appreciate it but don’t plan on getting anything back out of it.
     
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    BullGear

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    Is there a way to contribute without using paypal? Can i mail Frank a check and wait a week or two?
    If not, maybe a friend who doesn't mind Paypal can take a check from you and then pay your way as a supporter. BTW, there is the $200 payment for the year, saves you a bunch of money.
     

    GrumpyOleFart

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    It's wrong to make fun of people afflicted with "Ducks Disease"
    So what if their arse is too close to the ground, and they waddle when they walk?
    They have rights to make porn moves, just like everyone else.
     

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    BigTex

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    PayPal? What about all of the "in bed with our enemies" talk?
     

    TxWelder35

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    Just an observation in light of recent events.
    Not a bad point. Would be very easy for PayPal to Nuke franks account. They delete gun related transactions whenever they can, why would they allow gun website membership. Pretty much the equivalent of allowing kkk memberships since we are all white supremacits now apparently
     

    Jim Out

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    Skookum said:
    I installed "signal" on my phone a couple weeks ago for secure encrypted texting.
    You guys are aware that the guy who invented signal, Matthew "Moxie Marlinspike" Rosenfeld, was onboard @ Jack the asshole "twitter security team"

    I don't know how you could compile a better list of "people not to trust" with encryption.

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    Matthew "Moxie Marlinspike" Rosenfeld, is an American entrepreneur, cryptographer, and computer security researcher the creator of Signal, co-founder of the Signal Foundation, and currently serves as the CEO of Signal Messenger LLC. He is also a co-author of the Signal Protocol encryption used by Signal, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, and Skype.


    Moxie Marlinspike Has a Plan to Reclaim Our Privacy | The ...
    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/10/26/taking-back-our-privacy
    Moxie Marlinspike, ... Marlinspike became Twitter's head of product security, and prepared to encrypt a large-scale system. ... In early 2013, Marlinspike left Twitter, forgoing about a million ...
     
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    That is a surprisingly good article for the newyorker. The guy is definitely an enigma and IMO a true believer in the utopian aspect of "anarchy". I've never seen him comment on the reality though; it can never be more than a temporary condition and the fact that it has served as nothing more than a stalking horse for communism since at least the time of Sacco and Vanzetti.
     

    TxWelder35

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    Skookum said:
    I installed "signal" on my phone a couple weeks ago for secure encrypted texting.

    You guys are aware that the guy who invented signal, Matthew "Moxie Marlinspike" Rosenfeld, was onboard @ Jack the asshole "twitter security team"

    I don't know how you could compile a better list of "people not to trust" with encryption.

    4u2gsj.jpg

    Matthew "Moxie Marlinspike" Rosenfeld, is an American entrepreneur, cryptographer, and computer security researcher the creator of Signal, co-founder of the Signal Foundation, and currently serves as the CEO of Signal Messenger LLC. He is also a co-author of the Signal Protocol encryption used by Signal, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, and Skype.


    Moxie Marlinspike Has a Plan to Reclaim Our Privacy | The ...
    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/10/26/taking-back-our-privacy
    Moxie Marlinspike, ... Marlinspike became Twitter's head of product security, and prepared to encrypt a large-scale system. ... In early 2013, Marlinspike left Twitter, forgoing about a million ...
    You know that iPhone iMessage is user to user encrypted.
     

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    Skookum said:
    I installed "signal" on my phone a couple weeks ago for secure encrypted texting.

    You guys are aware that the guy who invented signal, Matthew "Moxie Marlinspike" Rosenfeld, was onboard @ Jack the asshole "twitter security team"

    I don't know how you could compile a better list of "people not to trust" with encryption.

    4u2gsj.jpg

    Matthew "Moxie Marlinspike" Rosenfeld, is an American entrepreneur, cryptographer, and computer security researcher the creator of Signal, co-founder of the Signal Foundation, and currently serves as the CEO of Signal Messenger LLC. He is also a co-author of the Signal Protocol encryption used by Signal, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, and Skype.


    Moxie Marlinspike Has a Plan to Reclaim Our Privacy | The ...
    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/10/26/taking-back-our-privacy
    Moxie Marlinspike, ... Marlinspike became Twitter's head of product security, and prepared to encrypt a large-scale system. ... In early 2013, Marlinspike left Twitter, forgoing about a million ...
    its a layer of encryption that texting does not provide, no state secrets going over the system from my AO. There are NO safe forms of comm.on a web dominated by these tech ass hats! List are being made, the swamp has won this battle.I would rather have HF comm with encryption sheets like we used internally in the Recon teams in the 80s very effective
     

    Mike Casselton

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    Not a bad point. Would be very easy for PayPal to Nuke franks account. They delete gun related transactions whenever they can, why would they allow gun website membership. Pretty much the equivalent of allowing kkk memberships since we are all white supremacits now apparently

    Volume.
    AKA the number of transactions and the $$ amount.
     
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    its a layer of encryption that texting does not provide, no state secrets going over the system from my AO. There are NO safe forms of comm.on a web dominated by these tech ass hats! List are being made, the swamp has won this battle.I would rather have HF comm with encryption sheets like we used internally in the Recon teams in the 80s very effective
    I don't have anything to say that is worth using a "one time" pad.
     

    DarnYankeeUSMC

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    So I can get cps to get the 28 year old out of my basement? Fucking awesome!! I should have thought of that a long time ago.
    Thanks
    remember that when CPS removes your child because there are only two genders.....

    .....and sometimes you drink ;)

    Sometimes I drink a lot....wink wink
     

    Jim Out

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    So I can get cps to get the 28 year old out of my basement? Fucking awesome!! I should have thought of that a long time ago.
    Thanks


    Sometimes I drink a lot....wink wink
    Yes, but.....

    Man wins lawsuit against parents who tossed $25K 'trove of ...

    https://nypost.com/2020/12/17/man-wins-lawsuit-against-parents-who-tossed-25k-trove-of-porn/
    Dec 17, 2020A hot-and-bothered Michigan man won a lawsuit against his parents for throwing out his pricey collection of porn and sex toys.
     
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    DarnYankeeUSMC

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    This was posted elsewhere but I thought I would repeat it here.

    A Texas midget walks into a doctor’s office. He’s all of three feet tall but wears a Stetson as big as the DFW metroplex. His belt buckle is large enough to use as an antenna for the NASA SETI program. His boots are so pointed that he kills cockroaches in the corner with them.

    Since Texas has become an open carry state, his six-gun’s muzzle is an inch off the floor when he walks because he’s so short.

    The physician greets his patient, “hi Tex, what seems to be the problem today?”

    Little Texas says, “doctor, my testicles hurt me all the time. I can’t figure out what the problem is. You got to relieve me of the pain that I’m in.”

    The physician replies, “that sounds awful. Maybe I can help you. Let’s take a look.”

    The doctor reaches down, lifts the Texas midget up with both hands and stands him up on the gurney. “Tex, just drop your gun belt and your pants and so I can take a look.”

    The doctor doesn’t even touch him but looks at his groin inquisitively with a few “hmms” and “awws.”

    The Texas midget is a little put off with another man looking at his junk, but this guy is a doctor and it should be okay.

    The doctor goes over to a tray of medical instruments and picks a pair of shears that could castrate a long-horn steer that is at least 40 hands tall!

    The Texas midget swallows the lump in his throat. Even though he’s little he has got to show that he’s tough enough to take whatever the doctor is going to do to him. Nevertheless, the midget averts his eyes to the doctor’s work by looking at the ceiling then closing them to what will come.

    Miraculously, the Texas midget does not feel any pain. There is just a gentle tugging around the groin area but he’s still afraid to look and keeps his eyes closed.

    The physician completes the procedure, pulls the pants up on the midget, zips the fly and buckles his belt. He hands him back the shooting iron.

    After the midget straps his gun back on his waist, the doctor lifts him up in the same gentle manner and puts him back on the floor. “Tex, let’s see you walk.”

    The little Lone Star resident walks across the floor then begins to jump and skip like a yearling in spring. He shakes the doctor’s hand with the gratitude of a condemned man receiving a pardon. “Doc, that’s amazing! I don’t feel any more pain! What did you do?”

    “It was just a simple procedure. I just cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots.”