A plane is on its way to Chicago when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to first class and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde, since she only paid for economy class, she'll have to leave first class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant then goes to the cockpit, tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to return to her seat in economy.
The co-pilot goes to the blonde, tries to explain that she only paid for economy, and she will have to leave first class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago, and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot he should probably have the police waiting to arrest this blonde woman when they land, since she won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. She says, "Oh, I'm sorry", gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed. They asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago!"
The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde, since she only paid for economy class, she'll have to leave first class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant then goes to the cockpit, tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to return to her seat in economy.
The co-pilot goes to the blonde, tries to explain that she only paid for economy, and she will have to leave first class and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago, and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot he should probably have the police waiting to arrest this blonde woman when they land, since she won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. She says, "Oh, I'm sorry", gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed. They asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago!"
