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Bratwurst and Bacomn

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Did you cut the brats or just eat 'em down whole the long way?

Looks good, breakfast is the best meal of the day.

My kids have no sens of what they are missing.

Trying to get son to eat eggs.

Wife thinks poached and a bunch of pussy ways to cook one are the way to go.

I say "Negative Ghost Rider"

I just cooked him a fried egg in butter (bacon fat would have been better but I'd already slurped it all down and had to start him from a clean cast iron pan).

The egg was beautiful, crispy edges perfect browning - still won't eat it.

There is little hope for the future judging by east coast kids actions.
 
Did you cut the brats or just eat 'em down whole the long way?

Looks good, breakfast is the best meal of the day.

My kids have no sens of what they are missing.

Trying to get son to eat eggs.

Wife thinks poached and a bunch of pussy ways to cook one are the way to go.

I say "Negative Ghost Rider"

I just cooked him a fried egg in butter (bacon fat would have been better but I'd already slurped it all down and had to start him from a clean cast iron pan).

The egg was beautiful, crispy edges perfect browning - still won't eat it.

There is little hope for the future judging by east coast kids actions.
Can you trade them for new ones or are you attached to them already?
 
Last week in Florida most of the places we ate had some sort of breakfast buffet.

Doing the math it was like two dollars more over the cost of a regular breakfast to get the buffet so typically we got the buffet.

It's the perfect Keto meal.

I'd eat two three egg omelets on top of at least 1/2 pound of bacon or sausage than guzzle as much black coffee as I could hold.

Kept me satiated until dinner at 1900 or there abouts.

Maintained my Keto eating habits and saved myself the cost of one lunch meal by being a total glutton at breakfast.
 
BTW these Bratwursts are the exact same we would get in Kitzingen, found them at Aldi, this is the best I have found outside our German home town.

Speaking of Kitzingen, there's a brewery a couple hours south of me by that name;

www.kitzingen-brewery.com/

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My little brother found it and told me about the memorabilia provided by former dog face's. Pretty cool.
 
Speaking of Kitzingen, there's a brewery a couple hours south of me by that name;

Am familiar, I still have Murican friends living in Kitzigen, they know the owners of that brewery, as does most or Larson and Harvey vets, get your ass down there.

www.kitzingen-brewery.com/

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My little brother found it and told me about the memorabilia provided by former dog face's. Pretty cool.
 
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There was a little place we used to get bratwurst sandwiches for breakfast at after a night of debauchery in Nurnberg.
Served on Keiser rolls and fried up with sauerkraut, they were an awesome hangover remedy. I've tried to duplicate them but never could fully recreate it to satisfaction.

I mainly eat oatmeal or whole grain cereal for breakfast with a helping of Greek yogurt and don't drink coffee so I guess I'm a strange one.
I'm only 46 so not really old enough to need coffee to get going ?
 
Not a fan of bacon either.

My wife and I produce genetically defective kids.
Wrap an egg in bacon, place a lego on floor in hallway near the bed room. Sit back with bacon wrapped egg in a sling shot. When he steps on the lego and screams, mouth wide open, bam right in the kisser with the bacon and egg. He will learn two lessons in one. Bacon and eggs are damn good and stepping on a lego fuckin hurts. That is a good learning day
 
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I usually eat fried eggs and Ezekiel bread (without Ezekiel spread HA!) and Irish butter for breakfast. Often adding in some berries and yoghurt.

The dogs also get 4 eggs each for breakfast and are rather picky about them being over easy and I mean really easy. The Male likes the yolks and a bit of the whites, the female loves the whites, so it works out well for them.

Eggs however are NOT all the same, you should try to get ones that are from pasture raised hens and have yolks with a deep orange color, those are amazingly great tasting, once you get on those, you can't go back to cheap factory eggs.
 
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Puked my brains out and damn near squirted my colon out of my ass earlier this week because of food poisoning. Finally back to normal so I grabbed a chicken, egg, and cheese biscuit at Chick Fil A.

Food poisoning is the worst, few things will bring a big strong human to their knees quicker than that.
I've had it a few times and I'm super careful about food because of it.
 
Did you cut the brats or just eat 'em down whole the long way?

Looks good, breakfast is the best meal of the day.

My kids have no sens of what they are missing.

Trying to get son to eat eggs.

Wife thinks poached and a bunch of pussy ways to cook one are the way to go.

I say "Negative Ghost Rider"

I just cooked him a fried egg in butter (bacon fat would have been better but I'd already slurped it all down and had to start him from a clean cast iron pan).

The egg was beautiful, crispy edges perfect browning - still won't eat it.

There is little hope for the future judging by east coast kids actions.

Im guessing this is the same young man you asked us for advice and prayer for some time back.

For some odd reason I felt called to do a considerable amount of that for him.

The message I got is that hes going to be a fine healthy young man, just let him be himself.

;)
 
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I chewed for 30 years. Got that monkey off my back 4 years ago. Freedom is not NEEDING a dip. Not trying to preach, but if you ever give it up, you'll understand what I'm talking about.
That’s great man! I can’t shake it yet. I’ve “tried” to quit a couple of times but it’s go a hold of me pretty good. Maybe one day I’ll quit being weak and man up do it.
And your not preaching, your right!
 
That’s great man! I can’t shake it yet. I’ve “tried” to quit a couple of times but it’s go a hold of me pretty good. Maybe one day I’ll quit being weak and man up do it.
And your not preaching, your right!

I used the nicotine gum to wean myself off of it. Took 3 months. Had to do it for ins. purposes. Fuckin alabamarama care.
 
Im guessing this is the same young man you asked us for advice and prayer for some time back.

For some odd reason I felt called to do a considerable amount of that for him.

The message I got is that hes going to be a fine healthy young man, just let him be himself.

;)

Yes sir and I appreciate your thoughts and prayers.

Just going through a rough patch now, most probably related to the hormone stew he is brewing at 12 yoa.

Adversity makes you stronger.
 
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I woke up one day, Obama just raised taxes on cigarettes, I said fuck that, I aint paying one more dime in tax that I dont have to,,, quit smoking and shortly after drinking, cold turkey,,, about 4 years ago. If your hatred for government is high enough and you equate payment of taxes with every cig you smoke or every chaw you chew with feeding the beast that wants to enslave you, its easy to quit... Fuck them,,, just stop.

I used the nicotine gum to wean myself off of it. Took 3 months. Had to do it for ins. purposes. Fuckin alabamarama care.
 
I woke up one day, Obama just raised taxes on cigarettes, I said fuck that, I aint paying one more dime in tax that I dont have to,,, quit smoking and shortly after drinking, cold turkey,,, about 4 years ago. If your hatred for government is high enough and you equate payment of taxes with every cig you smoke or every chaw you chew with feeding the beast that wants to enslave you, its easy to quit... Fuck them,,, just stop.

Stopped drinking 23 years ago for an entirely different reason. Let's just say it was for the best. ;)
 
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I woke up one day, Obama just raised taxes on cigarettes, I said fuck that, I aint paying one more dime in tax that I dont have to,,, quit smoking and shortly after drinking, cold turkey,,, about 4 years ago. If your hatred for government is high enough and you equate payment of taxes with every cig you smoke or every chaw you chew with feeding the beast that wants to enslave you, its easy to quit... Fuck them,,, just stop.

You know there is A LOT of tax on that high test fuel that keeps those 2 wheelers singing right ?
 
Did you cut the brats or just eat 'em down whole the long way?

Looks good, breakfast is the best meal of the day.

My kids have no sens of what they are missing.

Trying to get son to eat eggs.

Wife thinks poached and a bunch of pussy ways to cook one are the way to go.

I say "Negative Ghost Rider"

I just cooked him a fried egg in butter (bacon fat would have been better but I'd already slurped it all down and had to start him from a clean cast iron pan).

The egg was beautiful, crispy edges perfect browning - still won't eat it.

There is little hope for the future judging by east coast kids actions.
Damn, i didn't even know that was possible. My boy even eats the sad eggs with the busted yolk. Fried, scrambled, boiled... Don't matter.

What's weird is when he gets to dipping his food in ketchup and yogurt.
 
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