Canada lockdown

[Dead Eye Dick]

Reading as much of this as I could stand (admittedly not all but the shit in Canada is getting really deep) I do believe this……

Maybe it is time the US Annexes Canada. Sure the world would go ballistic and the leading candidates of stupidity (namely citizens of the far northeastern coast and the far western coast) would literally rip their pearls from their scrawny little necks, but that place hasn’t been right since Dudley Doo Right went off the screen.

 

[Big Phish]

Just how in Hell do you wax a mosquito and why?

Citronella Mosquito repellent made from a paraffin beeswax mixture that they used to sell at dollar general.

 

[KYAggie]

My first thought on hearing this was, if you can’t go into the forest, then there should be no one there, including the government, so if you go into the forest that no one is in, were you really there?

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

^^^
You would still be wrong

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

What if you pay $200 for a permission slip? Asking for a friend

 

[Jgault]

Not really surprising considering everything Canada has done the last decade, it’s just about everything liberals dream of. Results: highest crime rate, highest drug addiction rate, highest overdose rate, highest tax rate, highest home prices increase in Canada’s history and an ever rising unemployment rate. Just about everything concerning civil liberty is gone or severely compromised, you get the shot on a mandatory basis, churches routinely raided. All in all it’s allot like Stalin without the gunfire.

 

[375fan]

Only geezers on this site would know about corduroy pants. Do they even still make them?

 

[cas6969]

I’d say it’s 50/50 retards starting fires

That's why this will work. No arsonist would dare break the law.

 

[KYAggie]

That's why this will work. No arsonist would dare break the law.

Yep, should be about as effective as “gun Free Zone” signs…….

What it will do, is guarantee an arsonist can ply his trade without worrying about anyone being there to witness or stop him.

 

[JoshPutman]

Citronella Mosquito repellent made from a paraffin beeswax mixture that they used to sell at dollar general.

You mean mosquito attractant?