Canada lockdown

[Dead Eye Dick]

Reading as much of this as I could stand (admittedly not all but the shit in Canada is getting really deep) I do believe this……

Maybe it is time the US Annexes Canada. Sure the world would go ballistic and the leading candidates of stupidity (namely citizens of the far northeastern coast and the far western coast) would literally rip their pearls from their scrawny little necks, but that place hasn’t been right since Dudley Doo Right went off the screen.

 

[Big Phish]

Just how in Hell do you wax a mosquito and why?

Citronella Mosquito repellent made from a paraffin beeswax mixture that they used to sell at dollar general.

 

[KYAggie]

My first thought on hearing this was, if you can’t go into the forest, then there should be no one there, including the government, so if you go into the forest that no one is in, were you really there?

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

^^^
You would still be wrong

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

What if you pay $200 for a permission slip? Asking for a friend

 

[Jgault]

Not really surprising considering everything Canada has done the last decade, it’s just about everything liberals dream of. Results: highest crime rate, highest drug addiction rate, highest overdose rate, highest tax rate, highest home prices increase in Canada’s history and an ever rising unemployment rate. Just about everything concerning civil liberty is gone or severely compromised, you get the shot on a mandatory basis, churches routinely raided. All in all it’s allot like Stalin without the gunfire.

 

[375fan]

Only geezers on this site would know about corduroy pants. Do they even still make them?

 

[cas6969]

I’d say it’s 50/50 retards starting fires

That's why this will work. No arsonist would dare break the law.

 

[KYAggie]

That's why this will work. No arsonist would dare break the law.

Yep, should be about as effective as “gun Free Zone” signs…….

What it will do, is guarantee an arsonist can ply his trade without worrying about anyone being there to witness or stop him.

 

[JoshPutman]

Citronella Mosquito repellent made from a paraffin beeswax mixture that they used to sell at dollar general.

You mean mosquito attractant?

 

[mvphilly]

Not really surprising considering everything Canada has done the last decade, it’s just about everything liberals dream of. Results: highest crime rate, highest drug addiction rate, highest overdose rate, highest tax rate, highest home prices increase in Canada’s history and an ever rising unemployment rate. Just about everything concerning civil liberty is gone or severely compromised, you get the shot on a mandatory basis, churches routinely raided. All in all it’s allot like Stalin without the gunfire.

Dont forget they also freeze your bank accounts if you dare to question them.

 

[chevy_man]

it is my opinion, that far more of the fires are 'human caused' than 'natural'. Add to that, the ridiculous amount of laws and mandates regarding forestry practices and such make these areas of land 'tinder and fuel' as opposed to a "healthy forest".

But when a 'fire map' is overlayed onto a "road map", there are far too many correlations to say that it isn't human caused.

To that end, I'm more of a Vlad the Impaler school of thought.

Arsonists, Theives, and Hijackers should all be suspended by pikes, and left in the town squares. In a VERY short amount of time, those crimes will reduce to almost nothing. A) would be the removal of those actually doing such, and 2) others would learn through the various "where's Jerry" lessons to amend their ways.

As you can probably guess, I've no use, quarter, nor defense of meth-heads and such.

My buddy has called in 5 fires from thunderstorms in the last 2 years. Minding his own business at his cabin, storm rolls in, lightning hits before the rain. Next day there will be a fire visible.

The thing is, plenty of them start and then get extinguished in the storm that follows. So it's hard to really track. We've watched a few trees burn from lightning, that were just smoldering and never spread the next day because it was followed with an inch or more of rain in the next 12 hours.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

My buddy has called in 5 fires from thunderstorms in the last 2 years. Minding his own business at his cabin, storm rolls in, lightning hits before the rain. Next day there will be a fire visible.

The thing is, plenty of them start and then get extinguished in the storm that follows. So it's hard to really track. We've watched a few trees burn from lightning, that were just smoldering and never spread the next day because it was followed with an inch or more of rain in the next 12 hours.

That is all fine, great, and wonderful. No argument here, and I completely agree and thank you for your actions.

What I was referring to, in posts above, is the coincidence of 'thunderstorms' tracking along a road or highway. "Just outside of town",,,, and such like that.

 

[NoDopes]

No, it has been reliably proven that spontaneous combustion is a myth.

Tell your wife to get her lazy ass back in the kitchen.

 

[chevy_man]

That is all fine, great, and wonderful. No argument here, and I completely agree and thank you for your actions.

What I was referring to, in posts above, is the coincidence of 'thunderstorms' tracking along a road or highway. "Just outside of town",,,, and such like that.

Consider how few people live there. They don't see them until they're close to a road.

But yes, I agree there are likely a ton of arsonists causing fires. Along with dumb asses that just can't put out a camp fire.

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

That is all fine, great, and wonderful. No argument here, and I completely agree and thank you for your actions.

What I was referring to, in posts above, is the coincidence of 'thunderstorms' tracking along a road or highway. "Just outside of town",,,, and such like that.

I live off a rural 2 lane highway. A couple years ago an 18 wheeler had a trailer tire blow out and kept driving 10 miles into town.
The sparks from the steel belts ignited several small fires and 1 large 1 that burned about 30 acres. The ditches along side that road are full of pine needles and leaves and that year was very dry.
So it can be as simple as that.