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    Nothing crazy new, but a good first opening for Captain Marvel

    Brie Larson is clearly having fun and her attitude makes the character shine.

    The 90s stuff was fun, the story was decent and the backstory stuff fit in with previous lore.

    The Cat stole the show based on theater reactions.

    Strong Female Role Model, good for young girls to see, the stand-up montage worked great.

    Interesting spin on the story, not Earth shattering but good.
     
    Unfortunately she “doesn’t care what a middle aged white man has to say” about her movies lol.

    Excited to see the tie ins to Avengers if nothing else, I was worried this would suck hard but everyone seems to say it’s ok so I’ll see it this weekend.
     
    It’s good to hear. There seems to be a crisp demarcation coming as the big names retire from the universe, hoping they can keep the momentum.
     
    Shazam is Capt. Marvel. ?


    My Saturday mornings. ?

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    Shazam movie looks pretty funny idk. The banter between the two movies has been fun on Twitter :)
     
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    Didn't Captain Marvel used to be a dude? If so, is this some Bruce Jenner for de-balled and still wants to be a super hero movie?

    I saw her social justice, we hate white men crap on TV and figure she is just mad she lost her nads and still wants to be a man in the movies. Whatever the case, I never had a female child or grandchild I'd treat with so much disrespect that I'd pay money to take her to a movie that treats men in general and me personally with contempt and disrespect.

    If you paid to see this movie you are probably a cuckold or you take estrogen.
     
    Didn't Captain Marvel used to be a dude? If so, is this some Bruce Jenner for de-balled and still wants to be a super hero movie?

    I saw her social justice, we hate white men crap on TV and figure she is just mad she lost her nads and still wants to be a man in the movies. Whatever the case, I never had a female child or grandchild I'd treat with so much disrespect that I'd pay money to take her to a movie that treats men in general and me personally with contempt and disrespect.

    If you paid to see this movie you are probably a cuckold or you take estrogen.

    Captain marvel has been a butch woman in the comics for years now, used to be Ms. Marvel, a completely forgettable character who’s only real claim to fame was providing Rogue with her non-power-stealing powers and being in a coma.

    The character has had multiple titles cancelled because literally no one gives a single fuck about her.

    It sounds like the movie was well executed though, as you would expect from Marvel at this point. They haven’t had a really bad stinker since Thor 2
     
    It sounds like the movie was well executed though, as you would expect from Marvel at this point. They haven’t had a really bad stinker since Thor 2

    After watching it yesterday I'd rate this one as about on par with Dark World and Iron Man 2. My reaction can be summed up more or less as "meh."

    Thankfully it didn't have the heavy SJW slant that some were expecting (though there was a little if you looked for it).

    Otherwise it's pretty much a B-, certainly no Wonder Woman and not on par with the better, more recent Marvel stuff. It's damn sure no Ragnarok, Civil War, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc.

    Fans of the comics will probably hate it as they seem to have taken some pretty big liberties with the source material (some of it is eye-rollingly bad). Still, like you said, most fans of the comics don't care about the Captain Marvel character anyways.

    I'm just hoping they don't ruin Endgame by allowing Danvers to overshadow the more established characters.
     
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    After watching it yesterday I'd rate this one as about on par with Dark World and Iron Man 2. My reaction can be summed up more or less as "meh."

    Thankfully it didn't have the heavy SJW slant that some were expecting (though there was a little if you looked for it).

    Otherwise it's pretty much a B-, certainly no Wonder Woman and not on par with the better, more recent Marvel stuff. It's damn sure no Ragnarok, Civil War, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc.

    Fans of the comics will probably hate it as they seem to have taken some pretty big liberties with the source material (some of it is eye-rollingly bad). Still, like you said, most fans of the comics don't care about the Captain Marvel character anyways.

    I'm just hoping they don't ruin Endgame by allowing Danvers to overshadow the more established characters.

    If you’re following the rumors they cut two edits of Endgame, one with much much less Captain Marvel in case this didn’t go over well.

    Here’s hoping they chose that cut to send out.
     
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    This is another one that i will not pay to see. especially after miss larsons comments. Sorry i cannot support those that do not support me.
     
    If you don’t see any movies made by people who hate white men you’re pretty much done watching movies.

    Not saying that’s a bad thing just making sure you’re consistent with your boycott lol.
     
    Serious question. If you pay to see the movie, would it be telepathic rape if you beat your dick to them?

    I would argue that since money was exchanged it is no longer rape. It would be considered a long-distance, non physical escort service once removed.

    Now mashing your pud multiple times and only paying for one viewing would just be considered a great value.
     
    Not rape if you paid them, but then you run into a public indecency issues unless you can conceal the act.

    In your defense she was wearing a skin tight leather outfit for 90% of the movie, you can just blame her and see how that works, or can you claim she gave you that grin she likes to flash proving she was telepathic raping you first. You just joined in after she started it.
     
    She was wearing a whores uniform ✔️
    She engaged in the telepathic rape first ✔️

    Looks like we are in the clear to fire off some knuckle children in her general direction.

     
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    Shes way too strong no match for her enemies..its like putting whole avengers together :)
    And why samuel jackson didnt care about losing one eye..ohh thats right for the avengers :)
     
    If you are a fan of the other Marvel Universe movies then you'll like this one, it was entertaining and filled in some storyline gaps, but defiantly not the best of the series nor the worst.
     
    Oh I'll see it ...eventually. But i won't buy a ticket. it will be on tv in a few months where my dollar is spread over a bunch of different viewing options which works out to be mere pennies. As for trying to not support liberal hollywood, yeah man its tough. I almost wish our actors and actresses kept their political and personal views to themselves. almost.

    she doesn't know you, lol

    Telepathic Serial Rapist or Serial Telepathic Rapist I can't decide
     
    I thought it was dripping with girl power social justice PC BS. Even Nick Fury was feminized. And it blatantly ripped off several other movies. Huge political agenda but some pretty cool special effects. My wife flat out hated it. Even the M&M's sucked. Who thought jalapeno flavored M&M's was a good idea??? Yuk!
     
    Thanks man, I saw this the other day but didn't know if it'd be any good. I know we like similar stuff, especially scifi, so I'm gonna check it out.
     
    I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was a nice prequel to the Avengers series.
     
    Not rape if you paid them, but then you run into a public indecency issues unless you can conceal the act.

    In your defense she was wearing a skin tight leather outfit for 90% of the movie, you can just blame her and see how that works, or can you claim she gave you that grin she likes to flash proving she was telepathic raping you first. You just joined in after she started it.
    My mind flashed to PeeWee reading this comment...LOL.