Caught Spunking by the Boss's

[Ravenworks]

Well ya gota hand it to CNN for playing "Wargames" in case pops gets elected.

Six of the head idiots decided they were going to do a Zoom call and have a practice election win.
Seriously, I'd like to make 7 figures and do stupid make believe shit.
Then you always gotta havethat one guy.
The New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin dip shit through he had his video and audio feed muted during the call.
Naw hell no, HE GOT CAUGHT FAPPING.

I think it's,well I don't know what to think except if it was someone from my platoon we would be laughing about it and drinking beer.

Idiot should have played it off as all was well,ROFL at liberal hiprocity.

Jeffrey Toobin was masturbating in front of New Yorker bigs, report says

Now he is the talk of the town. The New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin didn’t just expose himself during a Zoom work meeting — he was allegedly caught masturbating in the call with so…

nypost.com

They can't even call it what it was,

A spokeswoman for the New Yorker said, “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”

 

[army_eod]

Well now we know what we always knew. He is a jerk off.

Jeffrey Tubesteak
Jeffrey Tupid

 

[vinniedelpino]

And in the flick of a wrist he disappeared from the public eye, never to be seen again.

 

[wade2big]

I wonder which person on the zoom meeting he was whacking it to?

 

[Ravenworks]

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Oh shit,now that is harlarious, fucker looks like a gut with arms.
Shit,can't blame him for rubbing one out.

 

[Ravenworks]

OMG Dippy I'm still laughing

 

[Sniperwannabee]

how does that even happen??? dammm thats funny, look at everyone's expression hahah

 

[Ravenworks]

how does that even happen??? dammm thats funny, look at everyone's expression hahah

Dude on the top right is like WTF, and the woman are laughing

 

[candyx]

Cumon man no one here has ever rubbed one out ???? Hypocrisy is running rampant.

 

[TexPatriot]

"Man accidently masturbates on camera in front of colleagues" ?

How TF do you 'accidently' rub one out?

He must have thought he was on a Zoom call with Joe Biden.

 

[Bender]

Where’s the video of him pounding one out?

Wanna know how I know you’re gay?

 

[Snipe260]

I wonder which person on the zoom meeting he was whacking it to?

Micheal Obama In the lower right corner. They were comparing cock size!

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Cumon man no one here has ever rubbed one out ???? Hypocrisy is running rampant.

its in the zoom meeting in front of everybody thats the kicker

 

[Bender]

Does it have to due with all the direct messages you shared with me?

You mean the ones where I’m calling you gay?

 

[Don-n-Texas]

He was rubbing it out for the boys and a Karen turn him in.

 

[Bender]

Na the ones where you told me all about how your latest kink was auto erotica asphyxiation while looking down and pounding it out to pictures of some guy named Jefferey Damher?

Ahhh, swing and a miss. Lol, too much edge.....

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Just found this on Reddit View attachment 7449516

I like the face of the oriental man in the top center. Even he thinks it’s small.

 

[candyx]

its in the zoom meeting in front of everybody thats the kicker

It's called zoom dating you wax the carrot to find vegetarians ......

 

[P-Squared]

How TF do you 'accidently' rub one out?

Negligent Discharge ???

 

[Steel head]

its in the zoom meeting in front of everybody thats the kicker

Knuckle dusting his zoomie on zoom!

 

[Ravenworks]

Na the ones where you told me all about how your latest kink was auto erotica asphyxiation while looking down and pounding it out to pictures of some guy named Jefferey Damher?

Explain why latex and EA makes you gay?
Fuck, hope I'm not a closet fag and didn't know it.

 

[Keel Haul]

"Man accidently masturbates on camera in front of colleagues" ?

How TF do you 'accidently' rub one out?

He was just cleaning it and it went off?

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I guess those CNN fuckers really do beat off at the thought of Joe Biden winning.

 

[6.5SH]

Also remember how the left likes to project and this little gem from the wanker:

 

[6.5SH]

Seinfeld really did have an episode about everything:

 

[Rthur]

Just found this on Reddit View attachment 7449516

If the above is accurate I'm sorry to say that feller should invest in a board stretcher.

R

 

[Austan]

"It looked like a button in a fur coat." -Dee Reynolds

 

[6.5SH]

This story isn't going away soon:


The first comment is from a parody account, but impeccable timing for visibility.

 

[Gregor.Samsa]

“I’m Toobin’ it to your sister”.
His name should now replace the act. Same way John Crapper becoming synonymous with taking a crap.

 

[Doc68]

Wanna know how I know you’re gay?

Beat me to it.....

 

[brianf]

Just found this on Reddit View attachment 7449516

Im trying not to look too close ...but im not sure that’s him.
He doesn’t look that fat from the pics in the news

 

[FS1]

#Zoomdick...when you are dickless and need to prove it.

He was hacked, the NSA turned his cam back on to help Trump.

 

[brianf]

That’s the real problem , the industry will just move him around.

unlike the republicans and conservatives who are too busy shooting each other down as soon as they see a chance, the libs take care of their own.

which is the exact reason that trump might not win.

the republicans are too busy shooting at him rather then towing the line like the dens are behind Biden.

 

[kcbird]

Taking notes, be sure to put tape over camera on lap top. CHECK

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Just found this on Reddit View attachment 7449516

Photoshop

 

[6.5SH]

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

well you really had to take the wind out of our sales

Lol, Fake wind.

Would you want to know the chick your flirting with at the bar was really a dude or let you have your moment?

 

[Josh1978]

I wonder which person on the zoom meeting he was whacking it to?

I bet it’s the young lady below him that is covering her mouth with her hand.

 

[MtnCreek]

Rush talking about it now with M Jackson "Just Beat It" background music. LOL

 

[AngryKoala]

And this is the type of asshole that you would hear huffing and puffing in the bathroom at work in the a.m. when you decide to go into work early one day.

 

[...]

Lol, Fake wind.

Would you want to know the chick your flirting with at the bar was really a dude or let you have your moment?

...I suppose that would depend on how hot he was....

A 10 is a 10, am I right?!

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

well depends how drunk I am.

Lol, I probably wouldnt tell you anyways just to see how far it goes and have a good laugh.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

I bet it’s the young lady below him that is covering her mouth with her hand.

funny that she was the first one to pick up on what was about to go down.

 

[LaraCroft]

Photoshop

Either he didnt realize the others could see him and didnt hear them fussing at him.. or.. that's what got him off

On another note, I do not use zoom. Nope.

 

[clark33]

Just found this on Reddit View attachment 7449516

Someone make that your SH profile photo

 

[MtnCreek]

...I suppose that would depend on how hot he was....

A 10 is a 10, am I right?!

I deduct 11 points every time the 'hot chick' whips out a pecker. Always. I mean it, just the other week when I was....nevermind.

 

[Aries256]

*walks into thread looks at a few posts*

 

[vinniedelpino]

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Haha... these expressions are priceless.

the guy in middle right is hiding in the corner, petrified
the guy in the bottom left looks like my kids on Christmas morning
top middle had to call his buddy over to check this out
and the lady on the bottom right isn't having any of this bullshit.

Politics aside, I fee genuinely bad for this guy. I'd grow a beard, drop a hundred pounds and start over somewhere in South America after a debacle like this. Jeffrey Toobin died on this skype call, and Fernando Alonso Consuelo-Ortiz was born. Godspeed Fernando.

 

[theLBC]

scumbag harvard grad's job on CNN was to jerk off the public, so i don't think there should be any surprise here that he warms up on his own dick.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Haha... these expressions are priceless.

the guy in middle right is hiding in the corner, petrified
the guy in the bottom left looks like my kids on Christmas morning
top middle had to call his buddy over to check this out
and the lady on the bottom right isn't having any of this bullshit.

Politics aside, I fee genuinely bad for this guy. I'd grow a beard, drop a hundred pounds and start over somewhere in South America after a debacle like this. Jeffrey Toobin died on this skype call, and Fernando Alonso Consuelo-Ortiz was born. Godspeed Fernando.

Its a fake picture.