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Maggie’s Cheese Sandwich

macthknife

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Feb 9, 2004
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clarksville, IN
So a man walks into a bar

above which hangs two signs.

The first sign reads cheese sandwich $2.00.

The second sign reads handjob $10.00.

He sees a pretty bartender at the end of the bar.

He walks over and says excuse me, are you the one giving handjobs for $10.00.

The pretty bartender replies yes.




The man says good, wash you hands and fix me a cheese sandwich.