Cop Leaves Beat For Midget Stripper

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Re: Cop Leaves Beat For Midget Stripper

Oh boy! Jokes about unusually short people!


Uh oh....
 

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Dude, it's Bridget the Midget!!! I think his dept was being unreasonable...
 
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"We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud [other officers] stepped up."

Damn! How short are the cops?!
 
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Great. Now I have to go and see if I can find a sampling of her work.
 

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Great. Now I have to go and see if I can find a sampling of her work. </div></div>

Yes, yes you do...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: __JR__</div><div class="ubbcode-body">is that one of CKA's ex old ladies? </div></div>

Are you kidding?
She could dunk on him!
 

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The only thing I see wrong with this was that he was wearing his uniform to a stripclub. Otherwise, who cares what he does?
 

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Haha, well, if you're gonna lose your job, what a way to go. This is one of those cases of, "No shit, there I was..."
 

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His so called 'bros' ratted him out! So much for the brotherhood of the badge
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Oh, WTF is Bridgette the Midget anyway?
 

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Sooooo,,,,then the other officers that ratted him out were probably there also, just not in uniform. Bridget the midget is hot, for a midget I would hit it.
 

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I think the lying did him in more then anything else.

Anyway I think I found Bridget's brother during Midget Bowling at Sturgis last year.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dude, it's Bridget the Midget!!! I think his dept was being unreasonable... </div></div>

+1000000 Ide got to see her too!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Oh, WTF is Bridgette the Midget anyway? </div></div>

Punch her in the search box over at tube8 and hang on to your hat.
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how is it people ON the internet still ask questions about what or who something or someone is?

your on the internet, look it up man.

i would have kept a change of clothes if i was gonna ditch work. and te only reason the other bastards told was they were afraid of being seen there too