Countrys Top ten Songs

[wickedfish]

Top Ten Country Western Songs.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 

[EddieNFL]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone.

 

[Arch]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

#1 The Ride. David A. Coe

 

[GardDog]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

"Drop kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life"

 

[GardDog]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

The you have DAC's underground favorites:
"Masturbation Blues"
"Don't bite the dick that f-cks you"
"My wife's run off with a ........"
"Little Suzie shallow throat"
"Pussy whipped, again"


Of course, these never made it to mainstream.

 

[EddieNFL]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The you have DAC's underground favorites:
"Masturbation Blues"
"Don't bite the dick that f-cks you"
"My wife's run off with a ........"
"Little Suzie shallow throat"
"Pussy whipped, again"


Of course, these never made it to mainstream.
</div></div>

Gee, I wonder why not?

 

[y2kc5oh]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

"I wish you were a dresser so I could ramble through your drawers."

 

[long range dogr]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

She's fat,I'm drunk,It's on! David Allen Coe.

 

[Adam B]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: long range dogr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's fat,I'm drunk,It's on! David Allen Coe.</div></div>

I just googled that song, instant classic

 

[long range dogr]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

I'm surprised Shankster hadn't already submitted it?

 

[nashlaw]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

"Mama Tried" Merle Haggard

 

[jrhammons]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

Banjo and Sullivan- I'm at home getting hammered (while shes out getting nailed)

 

[Anderhorn]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs


+1 The Ride. David A. Coe

 

[Raven 6]

Re: Countrys Top ten Songs

Willie Nelson:"I'm my own Grandfather". Find that one, lol

 

[DRAM40A1]

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Johnny Cash......A Boy Named Sue!!!!LOL

 

[PaleRider77]

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Can't forget "three biggest lies in the world" "pick em, lick em and stick em" by David Allen. But in all seriousness, Jamey Johnson "In Color" has quickly become my favorite. Saw him in concert in Manhattan, KS last year. Great show.