Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin' at the air...

all I want is for the gov shutdown to last so long, that all of the SNAP bullshit doesn't get funded and all of the welfare rats play real life ghetto Thunderdome.

Please please please.

You're seriously praying to the Christian savior that others suffer and die at each other's hands?

Mind you, I'm not playing holier than thou. I just find the bloodlust amazing.
 
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The irony will be indelible in my hippocampus.

The liberal media will scream and cry at the idea of the ghetto apocalypse and we'll have daily scenes of carnage that will make the mall mob YouTube videos look tame; yet I will be watching more TV while being more entertained than I have probably been in 10+ years.
 
Society has a way of straightening itself out during times of stress, call it karma. Unfortunately with the regular wanton nature of social unrest, I fear many otherwise uninvolved and innocent people could be caught in the middle. If you think a crackhead will do stupid shit for crack, imagine what people will do for food.
 
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^^Like get a job?

Sure. They can work at the looted grocery stores. We're talking a ghetto Thunderdome. The Ghetdome, if you will, in that situation I don't think people will be hunting for jobs.

I don't think SNAP or whatever the fuck it is getting cut off will lead to anything like that, maybe in crazy places like California or Oregon but that's why I say it's partially karma.
 
@TheGerman , while I echo your sentiment, tightening the welfare spigot usually has the undramatic consequence of people getting jobs. This is true in this country and elsewhere. Given the labor shortage this is a good thing. And if this happens the left will be enraged.

For the few that "know their rights" and decide to smash windows and flip over the Maybelliene display while stuffing their pants full of electronics, I will enjoy that show.

There are plenty of headlines on how Trump is receiving the blame for the shutdown. I read this as people are giving credit to Trump.
 
I received a phone call last night. It was a pre-recorded message asking if I was a SNAP recipient. I hung up and blocked the number. In hindsight, I should have listened to the message.

The reality is, it was probably some attempt to discourage civil unrest while they explain how recipients will still receive their money.
 
Well, paying the February benefit in January will be a train wreck and telling them to essentially budget it for February is pissing in the wind. Brilliant.

It is a catalyst to precipitate civil unrest. These fuckers can't budget for a day let alone several weeks. They'll blow their wad in a day and then be hungry....LGOWI
 
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