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Maggie’s Dear John

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  • Jul 30, 2009
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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home:


    Dear Rick,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    just too great. I must admit with much sorrow that I have cheated on
    you since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I am so
    sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.


    Love, Becky



    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
    snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
    ex-girlfriends, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Rick
    included all the other pictures of the gals, 27 in total, along with
    this note:



    Dear Becky,

    I am so sorry, but I can't remember who the fuck you are. Please take
    your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.



    Take Care, Rick