Maggie’s Dear John

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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home:


Dear Rick,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit with much sorrow that I have cheated on
you since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I am so
sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.


Love, Becky



The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Rick
included all the other pictures of the gals, 27 in total, along with
this note:



Dear Becky,

I am so sorry, but I can't remember who the fuck you are. Please take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.



Take Care, Rick

 

[Jackal_5_Actual]

Re: Dear John

hahahaha reminds me of the slut wall in an old outpost, every cheating, lying skank got their intimate picture posted up for all to see. well until the heavy collars came through and put an end to it.

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Re: Dear John

thats awesome

 

[dane5331]

Re: Dear John

haha that would be priceless to watch her reaction as she opens the envelope