Dont give him any ideas.....

[pmclaine]

The power mad midget, no not that one, should not be given any new ideas.......

China begins using anal swabs to test for Covid in Beijing

Beijing is using anal swabs to test its residents for coronavirus - a method some experts say is more accurate. Swabs are inserted about an inch and rotated several times.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Dolomite_Supafly]

Bring on the anal probe and if you refuse it must be because you are a homophobic.

 

[10ring'r]

AND...Fuki Fauci will hop(pardon the pun) right on that for the American people. He will enforce the fact and say......"If it's good for China, it's good for us!" Just can't wait for MSM to start singing this shit. We're F'd!! Will it ever stop?? Mac

 

[HiDesertELR]

Will there be N95 diapers as well?

FFS, this shit has to stop. No pun intended. Or maybe it was. I don't even know anymore...

 

[Near miss]

Do not trust chinese, they fuck even their own citizens in the ass..

 

[Alphatreedog]

Hot dog down a hallway .
We're gonna need a bigger swab .

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Many colleges/universities are testing the sewage water from the dorms. If it tests positive that dorm is put on quarantine.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Should make drive through testing more fun.

 

[ChadL]

Bring on the anal probe and if you refuse it must be because you are a homophobic.

I’ll eat a lot of greasy and spicy chicken wings the night before. Then I won’t wipe the morning of. I might have itchy butt for awhile, but if you’re going to swab my ass you’re going want hazard pay.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I thought China had the king flu all under control since March?

 

[TicTacTex]

Swing by the local Taco Bell before getting your Kung Flu test.

 

[Flint62a1]

Bring on the anal probe and if you refuse it must be because you are a homophobic.

Soooo... I suppose this means the fucktards will start stocking up on ass less chaps?

 

[Jscb1b]

Chinaflu!

 

[lariat]

Swing by the local Taco Bell before getting your Kung Flu test.

You have this all wrong. You have loaded the projectile now for the propellant- fast acting 30 minute laxative.

Think of it as a time delay fuse.

 

[kenny1773]

Is there a limit to how many times a day one can get tested?

asking for a friend

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[Charger442]

Fauci said two butt swabs are better than one, it's common sense

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

I always ask for two fingers prostate exam, so I can get a second opinion.

 

[Aries256]

The level of stupidity people are willing to put up with is just astonishing.

 

[19Scout77]

1.2-2 inches? Let’s not forget this is China...are you SURE that is a swab he’s sticking in there?