Double-Secret Probation List
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All of them.
White
Male
Republican
Employeed
Striaght
Texan
Prior Military
Or Domestic Terrorist.
White
Male
Republican
Employeed
Striaght
Texan
Prior Military
Or Domestic Terrorist.
All of the above… except Republican; vote more Libertarian than Republican. Waiting for a true Constitutionalist party to emerge.
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Republican euphemistically. More my Grandparent's Republican party. But for the sake of being on the governmental shit list...I guess it applies.
this is new info. but threatening people to be put on a list? FBI is pretty incompetent. any one who is a candidate for listing already knows that they are on multiple gestapo data bases. we can all figure that out and already know it. SH,M4,ar15,gun broker,cal guns,gun boards,etc,etc,etc including "conservative" non gun websites. they collect and save it all. the new big bucks storage site being built out west is going to have everything stored social media,cell phone conversations,the works.
Laugh. I have an idea for you: shit in one hand, want in the other. See which one fills up first.
Wow, invoking American History quotes, American History imagery, or Supreme Law (Constitution). So basically, they're saying anyone that demonstrates knowledge of American history and its laws are, "a threat." Add that I'm white, male, hetero, and may/may not have lost some guns in a boating accident, probably visit "questionable" web sites like this place, I gonna take a leap and guess I'm on "the list."
What do the files of children have to do with anythi.... oh wait. You meant pedophiles didn't you?
I know, picking on spelling as a rebuttal to an argument is the first recourse of a total douche but I'm not rebutting you, I'm just making fun of a spelling mistake that struck me as being funny on a lot of levels.
Also, point of curiosity: Is there any federal law against kiddie diddlin'? If not it would that not make it a matter that the FBI wouldn't give many shits about as long a it didn't involve transporting a minor across state lines. And wouldn't that fact be reason enough to lobby for the passing of federal law on the matter? I betcha our elected overlords would probably start shitting some pants right away since so many of them seem to have developed a taste for the chidrin.
Now then, I'm going to guess that some of the above triggered the shit out of some of you. That part that got you all wound up was a joke. A very tasteless and funny joke. Lighten up, Francis.
Its all gaslighting. They obviously think people are going to rise against the g boys, so they try to get in front of it with shitike this. See a threat, give them a name. Kinda like all the middle east terror groups you didn't know existed till you were told about them.
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Some goofball Intel Analyst wrote that document as a means to claim a “stat.” Now Mr. YouTube-influencer is using it as a talking point to make a buck.
Like and Subscribe.
Like and Subscribe.
If you aren't on a list, you ain't trying.
Labels and newly revised definitions and meanings of words.
If you are on a gun forum they will automatically assume you are part of a militia, because that means you probably have a gun, or twelve, and of course that means you are automatically a domestic terrorist.
You probably a shirt with a US flag on it too.
See?
They know how you people are.
So if I got a shirt with a Betsy Ross flag with pictures of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson on front and Confederate battle flag with pictures of Jeff Davis, RE Lee, and Jeb Stuart on the back, I’m good to go sign up for the FBI while wearing it basically right?
You forgot to add a picture of Jesus. That will really put you under a microscope.
I'm going to wear my Oath Keepers shirts to my FEMA training..... and see if anyone notices. LOL
Gunna need to up your game. Probably should add some "no step on snek" and a punisher logo with 3 teeth instead of 4 wearing a spartan helmet surrounded by 13 stars. Shit... did I just make up the next epic morale patch? Can someone go ahead and just make that for me? I got $20 for the first person that does it.
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I basically want this but with a full spartan helmet, only 3 teeth on the skull and 1776 at the bottom set over a blue lives matter flag instead of just black and if you can figure out how to get no step on snek in there tastefully somewhere that'd be a bonus. Where the stars would be on the blue lives matter flag, I want a liberty tree and on each of the lines of the flag in the background one of the phrases from 4:36 in the OP video, like "I will not comply" and "when tyranny becomes law rebellion becomes duty", one on every stripe in the flag except the blue one. On the blue line I want "I'm making it home tonight"
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Ok, I got it mostly done. This checks a number of boxes. Having trouble with the tree of liberty.
Oh this is just amazing. Would love for it to be a flag, sneak into Quantico, take down the FBI’s American flag and throw up this one.Ok, I got it mostly done. This checks a number of boxes. Having trouble with the tree of liberty.
I went one better. Or at least I think it looks better this way:
Keep in mind I'm a computer nerd, not an artist.
Keep in mind I'm a computer nerd, not an artist.
Been on the list for years.
Some black dude in Fl with a rap sheet a mile long has a very similar name to mine.
Every 4473 has been delayed.
Don't give a fuck, I'll wait.
If I ever meet said dude in Fl, it won't be pretty.
I'm not him, I'm white, I have a good credit rating, I don't have a rap sheet, not even a traffic ticket in at least 30-40 years.
No idea why I have to suffer because some asshat has a name similar to mine.
But I have suffered.....and I don't like it, a lot.
Pity the poor fool if I ever see him.
Nah, just send roses, would be more fitting.
Some black dude in Fl with a rap sheet a mile long has a very similar name to mine.
Every 4473 has been delayed.
Don't give a fuck, I'll wait.
If I ever meet said dude in Fl, it won't be pretty.
I'm not him, I'm white, I have a good credit rating, I don't have a rap sheet, not even a traffic ticket in at least 30-40 years.
No idea why I have to suffer because some asshat has a name similar to mine.
But I have suffered.....and I don't like it, a lot.
Pity the poor fool if I ever see him.
Nah, just send roses, would be more fitting.
No apology necessary. That's damn fine so far.I went one better. Or at least I think it looks better this way:
Keep in mind I'm a computer nerd, not an artist.
While the FBI and the leftists in the halls of the legislature are labeling anyone who is patriotic a "terrorist," they ignore the real home-grown terrorists and the real threat they pose to us.
justthenews.com
Remember that in 1933 the cute little 10-year-old boy dressed up in the Hitler Youth uniform, grew up to be a concentration camp guard, member of the Einsatzgruppen, SS soldier or neighborhood Nazi snitch.
Video shows children in Texas taking oath to be 'martyrs' for Iran's supreme leader
Iranian regime uses Islamic centers abroad to spread anti-American message, recruit operatives.
justthenews.com
Remember that in 1933 the cute little 10-year-old boy dressed up in the Hitler Youth uniform, grew up to be a concentration camp guard, member of the Einsatzgruppen, SS soldier or neighborhood Nazi snitch.
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