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Maggie’s Ecstasy!

jcfd2201

Playing with fire!
Full Member
Minuteman
Mar 3, 2010
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NE Arizona
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth....back and forth....in and out.....in and out.

Her heart was pounding..her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

"Ok, Ok! I can't park the f'ing car! You do it, you smug bastard!"
 
Re: Ecstasy!

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth....back and forth....in and out.....in and out.

Her heart was pounding..her face was flushed...then finally, at last, she had moved the last of her boxes out and handed him the keys to the house and he lived happily ever after as a single man again.
 
Re: Ecstasy!

haha..2 funny takes but obviously the 2nd version wouldnt happen...the guy would be the one moving out b/c she'd get everything in the divorce