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Maggie’s English Lesson

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On his 80th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.'When you do that, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

He was encouraged. As the medicine man walked away, the husband turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

The man was eager to see if it worked. He went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1 -2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.
 
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Poor fella has to wait for the next full moon, damn some shitty luck. Bad English has some bad side effects.
 
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The fun was over
Though they were both turned on
fate came between
before she was beneath
they both went without
for instead of four she said for
no one got off