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Exactly how many guns do you have, what type, and where do you keep them?

What's a moa is that some kinda snake or something ?
I think I remember that from some outdoors show, moa constrictor .

I heard about them too but name is just coincidence im thinkin. Legend has it, someone had a moa constricter as a pet and flushed it down the toilet. Now the damn things is everywhere.
 
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Hi,

My broker closing the deal on my firearms storage requirements.

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Sincerely,
Theis
 
What do you have little skinny dick?

A hi-point in a sweet ass uncle mike’s holster. It’s just as good as a Glock.

A savage in 6.5 creedmoor to support gay rights.

An H&R pardner pump.
 
In case of a Dem victory, I'd like to know exactly how many guns you own, what types, specifically where you keep them, and how much ammo you have on hand for each one.

You know, to make sure I'm planning properly.

<----Not the ATF.
None at at. They are scary and I only come here to desensitize myself to the site of those horrible things. I own two pieces of fired brass that i use for the same reason.
 
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A few 70% ar-47’s and a 83% Q ak-15 pistol. I’m about to buy ammo to feed them too. Anyone know of some smokin deals?
 
I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this. In the immortal words of Clark Griswold; “Bend over and I’ll show ya”.
 
No guns here! But I have many condoms and std Medicines!
 
I think it's best if we all answer the fine young man honestly without reservation. Since I thought of this idea, I think it awards me to be last in responding to him. Now, each of you, all 592,714 other members can start.

Member #1, you answer please.
 
I have a 38 special and two bullets in my shirt pocket. :)

If you get it...you’re old. ;)
The two buuulits, I have in my shirt pocket, my wife engraved our initials on them. What sucks is, our initials are the same three letters. So... does that mean, one for each? Two for?? Mac :unsure:
 
Got a Red Rider, full of stainless pils, 2 Roy Rogers pistols loaded with full rolls of caps in a dual rig. And 1/2 a bottle of Oban scotch !
Muthafuga, come git some.......Zzzzzz....
 
Got a Red Rider, full of stainless pils, 2 Roy Rogers pistols loaded with full rolls of caps in a dual rig. And 1/2 a bottle of Oban scotch !
Muthafuga, come git some.......Zzzzzz....
And an ovaltine decoder ring.
 
Colon has been taking a beating butt I have worked my way up from a 22LR handgun to 45ACP, figuring no one from the government will be willing to stick their finger in the shit hole to check for weapons.
 
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I found an old Russian Dshka 12.7mm in the dump out in the desert once. Cleaned it up, stole an old barrel for it. Left it in front of the DFAC at Camp Albert, where it sat a few years... Probly some asshole Avn SGM took it home in a conex. Bastard.
 
Sold them all at a gun show... Bought My Little Pony collectibles. Brony for life!!!!
 
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You know what? I'll actually tell ya.
I've got a roofing nail gun in a bucket in the garage, collecting dust.
A finish nail gun in the garage cabinet, 2nd shelf up.
2 rigid screw guns in the mud room top shelf.
Ryobi screw guns in a box in the garage with bad batteries.
2 milwaukee guns- 3/8", and 1/2".
1Mac tools air gun, 1 cornwell, and an old snapon all in my work toolbox.
Bug-a-salt gun (easily the most a-salt weapon, though im unsure why they want to ban them) on the rack next to my work space, and an old sunpro induction timing gun in the bottom drawer of my toolbox at home I use as needed.
Lazer temperature gun, paint spray guns, primer and finish, all on the left hand side of my under toolbox storage area.
Used to jave a rubber band gun too, but the plastic gear broke.
There, all honest, pass a lie detector test answers.
 
I thought Barney only had one bullit.
Whatever I'm old that is my excuse.

In the next do you carry on an empty chamber thread. I am going to be pro "Fife Carry" a USP with empty mag installed and two rounds in the front shirt pocket. It's no doubt the best, most safest carry option.
 
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I own not enough guns lol most sadly have been lost in freak boating accidents I am still in morning over there loss . others at family properties kept safe for there protection from prying pro socialist that wish to do them harm and others are kept in a fortress of solitude where they hang on walls proudly kept with room to roam my god they do move in herds .
 
You know what? I'll actually tell ya.
I've got a roofing nail gun in a bucket in the garage, collecting dust.
A finish nail gun in the garage cabinet, 2nd shelf up.
2 rigid screw guns in the mud room top shelf.
Ryobi screw guns in a box in the garage with bad batteries.
2 milwaukee guns- 3/8", and 1/2".
1Mac tools air gun, 1 cornwell, and an old snapon all in my work toolbox.
Bug-a-salt gun (easily the most a-salt weapon, though im unsure why they want to ban them) on the rack next to my work space, and an old sunpro induction timing gun in the bottom drawer of my toolbox at home I use as needed.
Lazer temperature gun, paint spray guns, primer and finish, all on the left hand side of my under toolbox storage area.
Used to jave a rubber band gun too, but the plastic gear broke.
There, all honest, pass a lie detector test answers.

It's what you're trying to hide that matters here. You really expect us to believe that with all those evil guns just lying around, you don't have a caulking gun hiding somewhere?
 
Guns? What guns? I have no idea what you are talking about.
 
I sold all my AR14's

theLBC
right now i have a brand new in box red ryder carbine, cause you gotta start somewhere.
Be careful or you will shoot you're eye out with that thing.
 
It's what you're trying to hide that matters here. You really expect us to believe that with all those evil guns just lying around, you don't have a caulking gun hiding somewhere?
Oh, shit. I may have also missed a grease gun, and a stitching gun. Maybe 2 or 3 others, but the caulking gun and grease gun are unregistered, so I'm admitting nothing.
These atf guys are relentless. Somehow they knew...
Time to bury the blow gun.
 
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In case of a Dem victory, I'd like to know exactly how many guns you own, what types, specifically where you keep them, and how much ammo you have on hand for each one.

You know, to make sure I'm planning properly.

<----Not the ATF.
I have an 8” python in my pants.
 
I've heard some of the cool kids actually don't know how many guns they have, or how much supplies and magazines they have.
That way they can truthfully answer they have no clue if somebody is putting the screws to them....
Or it might just be the whole failing memory thing...
This is an absolutely true statement.
 
Guns?

Only the government should own guns

The Police will protect us all
The 2nd Amendment was written in 1776 so you can go out and shoot cans and target practice with a .22. It wasn't meant so you can own the same type of guns the Army and police have.

Those types of guns upsets me just looking at them.
 
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The 2nd Amendment was written in 1776 so you can go out and shoot cans and target practice with a .22. It wasn't meant so you can own the same type of guns the Army and police have.

Those types of guns upset me just looking at them.
The first ten amendments know as the Bill of Rights were ratified in 1791.
 
I am glad there is some serious gun control common sense here. What would one do with a gun? Why go plink at the range or practice gun handling skills when you can just instead roam between the bed, work and couch like our dear leaders want us to.

Such actions are deeply disconcerting to me and I recommend to red flag anyone who you hear talking about them. I do not certainly think good of hunting either. What is wrong with the meat in the market? Probably some hardcore survivalist hobby. Should be illegal also.

The gun in my avatar is just to remind me how awful it was when I once tried one. It felt dangerous I think I got PTSD.
 
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