Fake Tits???

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    Well needless to say my wife and mother of my two wonderful daughters has told me she wants a boob job. She feels like they aren't up to her standards after breast feeding two kids. I am mostly for the idea because i feel like it is a nice treat for the both of us. It feels alittle weird since she is only 27 but hey how do you argue with getting bigger plumper TITS???

    so my question is have any of you guys had your significant other get them and go crazy after? crazy good/bad?

    any recommendations or opinions?

    you won't offend me comment however you feel.
     
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    I am interested as well cause my wife has plans to get some new milk cannons after this 3rd kid is born (in OCT).

    I wouldnt be opposed to seein pics, clothes on of course before and after, maybe some cleve, jus sayin
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Team-Send-It!!!</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so my question is have any of you guys had your significant other get them and go crazy after? crazy good/bad?</div></div>

    Im thinkin if she is 27 and you havent decided she is crazy by now...the tits arent going to make things any worse
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    also

    this thread is worthless without pics. (before and after)

    I vote yes. It totally doesnt matter to her what you think about her tits, if she feels better about herself, things could get much more interesting for you.
     
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    under the muscle for sure. feels much more natural but a more painful install. and yeah, they get a little more 'cocky' after there done
     
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    will talk to my wife about public pics, thinking shes ok since she has facebook account with tons of pics but better ask.

    size recommendations.

    How long does it take to heal??
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marcus85</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What about a titty tuck just to perk em back up without going bigger. </div></div>
    Blasphemy to cut without implanting. Cut you tongue out, and twenty lashes.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marcus85</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What about a titty tuck just to perk em back up without going bigger. </div></div>

    your kidding right?? if i am going to pay for slicing i might as well also get swimsuit model tits right??? wtf not, i have all the faith in the world my wife will stay faithful new tits or not so i might as well get bigger
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Every husband I have known that bought their wife fake tits ended up being cheated on or divorced soon after. Your experience may differ. I am pro-new tits. </div></div>

    WHAT SHANK SAID IS THE GOSPEL TRUTH!
     
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    Gents I'm not against the new honey juggs at all, but there is a lot of truth in what Shank said. I personally know 4 shining examples of this.
     
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    shit with the country average of something crazy like 60+% divorce rate and even higher in the military i am not at all suprised by that. we both know we work well together so i am not at all worried about her cheating or leaving me.

    thanks for concern though guys.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">careful......bigger chests begat a new wardrobe begats matching shoes begats a shift in lifestyle begats,,,,,,, </div></div>

    DAMN I have said that very thing several times. And if by chance she dosent leave you (or just cheat on you and not say anything) it will be around 6k for the tatas and who in the hell knows how much for the new wardrobe. I may be cheep but to hell with the fake cans and lets buy more guns...but maybe thats why Im divorced, haha.

    The most important thing is she is happy, b/c then you will be too. Good luck and enjoy!
     
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    Don't forget the down-the-road issues....back pain, the effects of gravity, unhappiness at the effects of gravity and the ultimate removal of those fun bags...at a cost similar to the installation...
     
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    Me myself I love the fake tits. I have seen many married fake titties, My advice would be no. My brother did it for his wife, well they stayed married about half of a year. They love to show them bad boys off, well sometimes its just showing, well sometimes its, well you know. I have been lucky to be in the industry that you get to see your fair share. I love'em, you love'em, <span style="font-weight: bold">Everyone</span> loves'em thats the problem. Just make her feel good about hers. Just my opinion, not all just mine<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Every husband I have known that bought their wife fake tits ended up being cheated on or divorced soon after. </span> Your experience may differ. I am pro-new tits. </div></div>
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Team-Send-It!!!</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well needless to say my wife and mother of my two wonderful daughters has told me she wants a boob job. She feels like they aren't up to her standards after breast feeding two kids. I am mostly for the idea because i feel like it is a nice treat for the both of us. It feels alittle weird since she is only 27 but hey how do you argue with getting bigger plumper TITS???

    so my question is have any of you guys had your significant other get them and go crazy after? crazy good/bad?

    any recommendations or opinions?

    you won't offend me comment however you feel. </div></div>

    Not saying it would happen to you or anybody else but...

    About six months after my ex wife got her boob job "still married" she ended up f'n my "now" ex best friend and others I found out about later.I never did trust her anyways. Narcissistic crazy bitch!

    The good news is after I healed up from all that I found and married probably the nicest person I've ever met! True soul mate! I taught her how to shoot and recently she won her first shooting comp beating me by 1 point.

    We're to old now for boob jobs and such now.I love her as is.
     
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    Give her an ultimatum. Bigger boobs for penis enlargement with more frequent use. But seriously, there could be deeper issues than boobs at play here as most woman I know want a reduction and/or lift after a child and those wanting enhancements are doing so to impress others.

    But hey, get ready for back rubs cause they be coming from the pain and strain.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ranger70</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You going to sell some stuff???? </div></div>

    Posted like a true Hide member. LMAO!!!
     
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    OK finally a topic that I knows sumthin about. Mikees Rules of Boobs:

    #1. Real or not? Mikee says, if I can get my hands or lips on them, they real!

    #2. When your lady goes to get some new tata's, they will try them in increasing size, until, they get " the right size ".

    #3. That is backwards. Using that method, most end up around 350 - 425ml volume.

    #4. Mikee's method, get sample WAY too big, like 750ml. Go smaller, until barely OK. She will have at least 50-75ml more.

    #5. She will thank you, because, EVERY ONE OF THEM, wishes they had went " a couple sizes bigger".

    #6. Get her sister to get some too, they can massage each other after surgery. Maybe you can help, at least you should be able to watch. YMMV.

    #7. Do NOT take pictures of the new twins on your digital cam, and leave them, for the time you are showing your family ya'lls new house. This is critical if you do not wish to stroke your mother out!!!!!

    And no, I will not post pics of said tatas. Seven years on hers, and she is thinking about an upgrade.

    Glad to help guys.
     
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    A lot of women do get stupid and fuck up after a boob job. Not all, but a lot. the increased attention and flattery they haven't gotten in a while, if ever, makes them do stupid things.
    But maybe you will be one of the lucky ones. Personally, I'm for it as long as you discuss the matter first and make it clear there will be temptation afterwards that didn't exist before, and she needs to know you know about it.
    Don't go too big, and she needs to be done having kids, otherwise they will likely need to be removed before she has the kid. They will cause problems while nursing and she will need to go even larger if she doesn't remove them before her tits swell up and stretch the skin again.
    There will be massage required several times a day to prevent scarring from messing them up, and sometimes women have permanently erect nipples, loss of increased nipple sensation, and may even lactate permanently.
    Get some lipo on the ass cellulite while your there too.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dagsta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Gents I'm not against the new honey juggs at all, but there is a lot of truth in what Shank said. I personally know 4 shining examples of this. </div></div>

    +1 I have a few examples of this also.

    Whether you or she buys them, I recommend silicone gel and at least 400cc. You won't get the rippling effect on the side of the boobs like you will get w/ the others and won't get the sloshing sound of saline either.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mikee Booshay</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OK finally a topic that I knows sumthin about. Mikees Rules of Boobs:


    #3. That is backwards. Using that method, most end up around 350 - 425ml volume.

    #5. She will thank you, because, EVERY ONE OF THEM, wishes they had went " a couple sizes bigger".

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    Could agree more, couldn't tell you how many times I've heard "I wish I would have went bigger", matter of fact I hear that almost daily.
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slowkota</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Whats that saying...

    "You're not buying your woman fake tits for yourself... You're buying them for the next guy!"

    Or something along those lines </div></div>
    They could be Karma boobies. You know eventually you will get some that someone else paid for. Karma.
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    More than likely she just NEEDS (extra emphasis added) a lift; not new tits. Of course, a friendly talk with your nearest plastic surgeon will have you understanding what she "needs" to a fuller extent.

    However, if she's willing (and you're able), why not buy her a new set?
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Every husband I have known that bought their wife fake tits ended up being cheated on or divorced soon after. Your experience may differ. I am pro-new tits. </div></div>

    I am truly grateful to the many guys who have payed for tits that I get to play with.
     
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    If your wife leaves you after getting fake tits, you're the dumb motherfucker who picked the dumb bitch in the first place. If you picked a good woman in the beginning, you have nothing to worry about. As the song goes..."can't turn a hoe into a house wife!"

    I say buy em, I'm going to... after two kids, the wife wants some new tits and I'm not going mess that up. In her words, "I don't want porno tits... just nice ones."

    If she does leave me... 50/50, I get to keep one! Haha
     
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    Surgery of any kind sucks. Remember that they cut a person open for that shit. Not for someone I love. I can't imagine volunteering for that shit. Also, as a person that has had a few surgeries in the past, I still get sore around the incision area, & have numbness in My chest 11 years later. They took out a lung witch is pretty damn serious, but they use the same anesthesia for cosmetic surgery too. That stuff can kill a person. Period. For tits? Fuck that.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Surgery of any kind sucks. Remember that they cut a person open for that shit. Not for someone I love. I can't imagine volunteering for that shit. Also, as a person that has had a few surgeries in the past, I still get sore around the incision area, & have numbness in My chest 11 years later. They took out a lung witch is pretty damn serious, but they use the same anesthesia for cosmetic surgery too. That stuff can kill a person. Period. For tits? Fuck that. </div></div>
    That ain't shit. Have you ever seen an 8 pound kid come out of a vagina? Many women do that without anesthesia. I would say a set of bolt ons would be like a walk in the park. Most men cry when they pee pebbles.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Surgery of any kind sucks. Remember that they cut a person open for that shit. Not for someone I love. I can't imagine volunteering for that shit. Also, as a person that has had a few surgeries in the past, I still get sore around the incision area, & have numbness in My chest 11 years later. They took out a lung witch is pretty damn serious, but they use the same anesthesia for cosmetic surgery too. That stuff can kill a person. Period. For tits? Fuck that. </div></div>
    That ain't shit. Have you ever seen an 8 pound kid come out of a vagina? Many women do that without anesthesia. I would say a set of bolt ons would be like a walk in the park. Most men cry when they pee pebbles. </div></div> The key to this is,"without anesthesia." I don't think they do cosmetic surgery without it. Maybe some day, but not yet. Let Me reiterate. Anesthesia can KILL you. It's not about pain, or discomfort. Women are putting their life on the line for cosmetic upgrades.
     
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    Just a little food for thought...

    Post operative infections are real. I treat many disgruntled customers of elective/unnecessary surgery. My best friend in school bought his wife implants, they cost around $10000. When she developed her post op infection they cost another $5000 to remove. The repeated abscess drainings ran a few hundred, then the antibiotics that she was on intravenously for 4 weeks ran $2500 a week. Subsequent months of wound clinic and curative reconstructive surgery to deal with tissue deficits drove his total investment to $54000, when the smoke cleared. Which wasn't covered by his insurance due to being "cosmetic."

    I don't have time to tell you about the RN I took care of...long story short...her 40th present turned into an infection leading to antibiotics, leading to a total abdominal colectomy with an ostomy appliance for the rest of her life. Clostridium difficile is a BITCH!

    Good luck with your decision.
     
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    Ok young uns I say more than a mouth full is a waste. They look nice but really are they good for the health of the lady. I love mine just the way they are after 25 years with her since I just love her its a fact.
     
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    What Shank said,my now ex wife got fake boobs the silicon type,and had a leak in one after about 3 years ,caused her a nightmare of medical problems before she had them removed,and saline ones put in instead.After having the boobs she got lots of attention from her boss at work and decided to leave our marrige for the hopes of marrying her Dentist boss, whom was and still is married too his also Dentist wife,whom also works in the same office as him (my ex was there office manager)As you can see I let the B..TCH go so she could have her loverboy,to bad he decided in the end to stay with his wife.Now my poor poor ex is all alone.
    This is a true post also guys,so be carefull what you ask for you might just get it..........
     
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    I've known a few women who were not content with what God gave them. Known several who wished they had gone a size larger, a few who regretted doing that. Fake tits tend to look best covered in clothes and a bit odd when fully exposed. Two half grapefruits bolted to a woman's chest is just plain odd. Her body will react to a foreign object shoved into it with scar tissue. Over time they get harder and make mammagrams more difficult for cancer detection.

    I've seen some very bad boob jobs, it isn't like changing the tires on your car, not every doctor does a good job, not every set of breasts are good candidates for enhancement.

    Lots of tits lose sensitivity as they are stretched. Don't think gravity will stop with a boob job. Sag is a constant companion.

    Doubt any long term breast implant patient hasn't had at least one leak or emergency related to the implant.

    I don't think new boobs cause divorce but if the marriage has problems then the confidence new boobs give the woman and the increased attention given by men might be the push needed to step out.

    But hey cosmetic surgery doctors have bills to pay and private schools for their kids ain't cheap. I don't want to hurt their cheese stacking, get a set of new boobs for the Mrs and keep the economy moving.

    It's the American thing to do!
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dagsta</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Gents I'm not against the new honey juggs at all, but there is a lot of truth in what Shank said. I personally know 4 shining examples of this. </div></div>

    And I have 3 examples. I'm all for new boobies, just make sure everything is in check relationship wise beforehand.
     
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    Hey this thread was a lot more fun last night when we were having a drink on the patio and looking at the wife's rack!

    Please, enough of the libido busting buzz kill! If you don't like tits, hold your comments. The OP had a real question and need to know.