Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Gus in Lonesome Dove "Well Jake the thing is, if ya ride with an outlaw ya gotta hang with an outlaw".
Gus in Lonesome Dove "Well Jake the thing is, if ya ride with an outlaw ya gotta hang with an outlaw".
Maggie’s Favorite movie dialog's
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Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Not sure if this has already been posted, oh well...
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Not sure if this has already been posted, oh well...
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Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Tombstone
Morgan Earp
Boy, I tell ya I'm suffering... from a hangover!
Tombstone
Morgan Earp
Boy, I tell ya I'm suffering... from a hangover!
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Dr. Strangelove:
George C Scott as General Buck Turgidson:
"If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
Dr. Strangelove:
George C Scott as General Buck Turgidson:
"If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Analyze this...dunno why but this line has always been one of the funniest to me...
Mobster: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich!
Analyze this...dunno why but this line has always been one of the funniest to me...
Mobster: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich!
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
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Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Tropic Thunder
Tugg Speedman: You know, there were times when I was doing Jack that I actually felt retarded, like really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Oh, yeah.
Tugg Speedman: I mean, I brushed my teeth retarded, I rode the bus retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn.
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah.
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be aTropic Thunder Quotes moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah.
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: When I was playing the character.
Kirk Lazarus: When you was the character.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah, yeah I mean as Jack, definitely.
Kirk Lazarus: Jack, stupid ass Jack. Tryin' to come back from that.
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way it was almost like I had to sort of fool my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded, and by the end of the whole thing, I was like, "Wait a minute, you know, I flushed so much out, how am I gonna jumpstart it up again?" It's just like...
Kirk Lazarus: Yeah.
Tugg Speedman: Right.
Kirk Lazarus: You was farting in bathtubs and laughing your ass off.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah.
Kirk Lazarus: But Simple Jack thought he was smart, or rather, didn't think he was retarded, so you can't afford to play retarded, being a smart actor. Playing a guy who ain't smart but thinks he is, that's tricky.
Tugg Speedman: Mmm...tricky.
Kirk Lazarus: It's like working with mercury. It's high science, man. It's art form.
Kirk Lazarus: Hats off for going there, especially knowing how the Academy is about that shit.
Tugg Speedman: Wait, about what?
Kirk Lazarus: You're serious? You don't know? Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..
Tropic Thunder quotes
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Tropic Thunder
Tugg Speedman: You know, there were times when I was doing Jack that I actually felt retarded, like really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Oh, yeah.
Tugg Speedman: I mean, I brushed my teeth retarded, I rode the bus retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn.
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah.
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be aTropic Thunder Quotes moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah.
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: When I was playing the character.
Kirk Lazarus: When you was the character.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah, yeah I mean as Jack, definitely.
Kirk Lazarus: Jack, stupid ass Jack. Tryin' to come back from that.
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way it was almost like I had to sort of fool my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded, and by the end of the whole thing, I was like, "Wait a minute, you know, I flushed so much out, how am I gonna jumpstart it up again?" It's just like...
Kirk Lazarus: Yeah.
Tugg Speedman: Right.
Kirk Lazarus: You was farting in bathtubs and laughing your ass off.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah.
Kirk Lazarus: But Simple Jack thought he was smart, or rather, didn't think he was retarded, so you can't afford to play retarded, being a smart actor. Playing a guy who ain't smart but thinks he is, that's tricky.
Tugg Speedman: Mmm...tricky.
Kirk Lazarus: It's like working with mercury. It's high science, man. It's art form.
Kirk Lazarus: Hats off for going there, especially knowing how the Academy is about that shit.
Tugg Speedman: Wait, about what?
Kirk Lazarus: You're serious? You don't know? Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..
Tropic Thunder quotes
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Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Highway: You're dead marine, you just got your legs blown off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles. Now, where's your backup?
Lance Corporal Fragatti: Profile.
Highway: What the hell good are ya doin' back there? I'll get my ass shot off without any cover fire! While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbor's dog we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hey, chill, Gunny. We know the routine.
Highway: Say what?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: We've ambushed Major Powers three times this month and always right here we know what we're doing.
Highway: Well, queer bait, who says we're going to ambush Major Powers here?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Yo, Gunny, didn't you hear Leutenant Ring? Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner.
Highway: I don't give a damn about Major Powers. My job is to keep you men alive. Now let's move on.
[1st Platoon is approaching the abush site]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: We come to the ambush site just over the next hill.
Sergeant Webster: Roger that.
Choozoo: Sure does help knowing when and where you going to get hit, sir.
[Recon watching 1st Platoon pass through a valley]
Highway: Easy. Easy. Give them a few more yards and we'll nail the coffin shut. Now.
[Recon begins firing]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: [Reacting to his Miles Gear going off] You're in the wrong ambush site! Cease fire! You're in the wrong ambush site!
[Sees Highway grinning at him]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: Seargent Major. Turn this damn thing off.
Choozoo: Makes a hell of a racket doesn't it, sir?
Highway: You're dead marine, you just got your legs blown off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles. Now, where's your backup?
Lance Corporal Fragatti: Profile.
Highway: What the hell good are ya doin' back there? I'll get my ass shot off without any cover fire! While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbor's dog we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hey, chill, Gunny. We know the routine.
Highway: Say what?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: We've ambushed Major Powers three times this month and always right here we know what we're doing.
Highway: Well, queer bait, who says we're going to ambush Major Powers here?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Yo, Gunny, didn't you hear Leutenant Ring? Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner.
Highway: I don't give a damn about Major Powers. My job is to keep you men alive. Now let's move on.
[1st Platoon is approaching the abush site]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: We come to the ambush site just over the next hill.
Sergeant Webster: Roger that.
Choozoo: Sure does help knowing when and where you going to get hit, sir.
[Recon watching 1st Platoon pass through a valley]
Highway: Easy. Easy. Give them a few more yards and we'll nail the coffin shut. Now.
[Recon begins firing]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: [Reacting to his Miles Gear going off] You're in the wrong ambush site! Cease fire! You're in the wrong ambush site!
[Sees Highway grinning at him]
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: Seargent Major. Turn this damn thing off.
Choozoo: Makes a hell of a racket doesn't it, sir?
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Sam Elliot in Road House answering yes to a question
"Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick"
Sam Elliot in Road House answering yes to a question
"Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick"
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
Couldn't find the clip, but from pool hall junkies:
[Max]
id you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
From the same movie
Christopher Walken is the most intimidating person on screen who isn't physically a badass.
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Couldn't find the clip, but from pool hall junkies:
[Max]
id you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there. From the same movie
Christopher Walken is the most intimidating person on screen who isn't physically a badass.
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Re: Favorite movie dialog's
the sheriff is a DONG.
the sheriff is a DONG.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4
Or pretty much any other scene from this movie...
Mike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4
Or pretty much any other scene from this movie...
Mike
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Best movie line. Ever.
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Best movie line. Ever.
Re: Favorite movie dialog's
"Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?"
"Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred."
"When will then be now?" "Soon!"
"Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?"
"Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred."
"When will then be now?" "Soon!"
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VA Gentleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dr. Strangelove:
George C Scott as General Buck Turgidson:
"If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
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That's from my favorite movie, but I'm partial to General Jack D. Ripper:
"Women sense my power, and seek the life essence. I don't avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VA Gentleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dr. Strangelove:
George C Scott as General Buck Turgidson:
"If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
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That's from my favorite movie, but I'm partial to General Jack D. Ripper:
"Women sense my power, and seek the life essence. I don't avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
