Maggie’s FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS

[hermosabeach]

FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS

1. A girl is said to be grown-up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown-up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes
but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.....
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.


(This was sent to my by my 86 year old Aunti)

 

[P-Squared]

As to number 4, always cheat with a woman married to a big guy. The big guys will pound the shit out of you, the small ones will shoot you... I think I read that somewhere...

 

[Geno C.]

As to number 4, always cheat with a woman married to a big guy. The big guys will pound the shit out of you, the small ones will shoot you... I think I read that somewhere...

Screw that, I'm a fairly big guy but I bought a wood chipper for a reason!

 

[FS1]

I'm 6'5" and I would shoot the bastard...Pistols don't eff up your knuckles.

 

[7.62willdo]

You guys kill me saying shit like “I would shoot him” don’t you understand that nothing happens unless the woman wants it to happen.... the guys not the guilty one he’s just being a guy.... it’s the piece of ass lying on her back that’s the guilty one.... yet seldom do they get shot, it’s always the guys......

 

[Geno C.]

Because if you shoot her she won't get to suffer. Elementary

 

[powdahound76]

Men, no ho is worth going to the pokey for. If she wants to be a ho, kick her out and move forward in life on your own.

The list is hilarious for sure and I will be sharing. Reminds me of something my grandmother and she would have shared had she saw it.
Thanks for posting.

 

[Jbova]

6. A ring does not plug a hole.