Found a new girl for Forgetful Coyote...

[Maggot]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/fa8ed257-bd8a-3cc6-ab03-07d1188d8f20/ss_she-set-a-device-on-the.html

 

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huh.....i wonder why she had to resort to robbing a 7-11 for money?......for the life of me, i cant see why she wouldnt be able to get a nice job as a receptionist or salesman in a nice dept store......

 

[Fig]

Had to use it again. I laugh every time...

 

[FS1]

If that ever sat down next to me at a bar...I would quit drinking.

 

[MtnCreek]

I think Yote likes gangster, not gutter trash.

 

[Fig]

She gangsta boi! She straight up slingin' bombs! What mo gangsta den a 211 wit a 10-89?

 

[Redmanss]

People like this is one of the many, many reasons I no longer live in Virginia. Becoming crazier than Florida full of Californians.

 

[Fig]

I lived in Norfolk and VA Beach 20 years ago, and it was pretty crazy back then too... Maybe not Florida crazy, but plenty crazy for a Mid Western boy.

 

[j-huskey]

That crazy bitch is a real dog, not fit for a coyote.

 

[Mwalex]

If she put a bomb in front of me I would probably go ahead and detonate it, just to end the pain.

 

[mdmp5]

The comments on these articles are always great

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

LOL think I'll pass on that shit. I'm good with what I have at the moment. All bets are off when I make it to the Legion tho

 

[CrazyHorse_mk14]

Stooopid bitch... all she had to do was start taking clothes off! They’d give her the drawer and what’s in the safe

 

[PPB]

 

[Alphatreedog]

This is exactly the kinda shit that convinces me that I am not from this planet . Furthermore the motherfuckers that dropped me on this sad excuse for a rock better hurry the fuck back n git me .

 

[Rthur]

You can clearly see the last fishermen to catch her just cut the line.

R

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This just sort of belongs here...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[MosesTheTank]

I happen to know Forgetful Coyote's favorite flavor, and this is it..

Just the sight a such a bouncing brown booty (and patriotic to boot) sends him off the rails for at least a three day bender of debauchery and wreckage

 

[Maggot]

^^^ Its so nice having friends who appreciate you.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

Pap said long as I dont let noone see me givin flowers to a hi yeller gal nor try to bring em home to mama, then its alright.

 

[Threadcutter308]

This is exactly the kinda shit that convinces me that I am not from this planet . Furthermore the motherfuckers that dropped me on this sad excuse for a rock better hurry the fuck back n git me .

How long ya' been waitin' ?.......Just sayin'........

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

Yall mostly got me right.. I been known to step off the reservation if the girls a head turner bad to the bone like my ex Mariah, LOL mama was real impressed. Her family liked me alot tho, reckon cause I was the 1st dude she ever been with that knew how to say yes/no ma'am/sir:


But come time to settle down I cut out the race traitor stuff and stick with my own kind. Something about playing into liberals' utopia ideas rubs me wrong.. and mom and pap approve so that helps hah

 

[Tazman]

There is no way I can drink some of those girls pretty. You can't drink them thin either.

 

[Alphatreedog]

She looks like the joker from Batman. Maybe they are related.

Was thinkin more Harley Quintupple Tons O Fun .

 

[DuneBoer]

She just has some daddy issues that's all.

 

[Maggot]

Can you imagine waking up and seeing that?

Just turn in the man card and back to mom's basemet.

 

[Barneybdb]