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I think you get a AI rifle of your choice, before times got tuff they gave out Savage Rifles .
I can't believe my autistic self can't think of something witty to post here. 
If that is the case, then how do I rescind my membership?
This sounds like something. How about some from Big Fat Cock too.
You already look like a full "member", so there's that...
You're obviously one sick SOB.....so you'll fit in well here!
Ask and you shall receive.
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You have to earn that, it's SmolPP until then
Sir, I shall do my best to earn the respect of those on the Sniper's Hide. Now, "Thank you sir may I have another"
LMAO! Thanks Bender. It's truly an honor to be called a Mother Fucker by a legend such as yourself.
You can sell shit in the open forum now.
Go down to your gun bench and post an ad for that Horosun you have at $50 in the pistol section.
It’s a great benefit, congratulations on the achievement.
Go down to your gun bench and post an ad for that Horosun you have at $50 in the pistol section.
It’s a great benefit, congratulations on the achievement.
You gets a hug!
But don't try to run away from the love!
But don't try to run away from the love!
Posting that picture will cost the OP 25 Flips, and a stern man tits warning.
Posting that picture will cost the OP 25 Flips, and a stern man tits warning.
Jeebuz, rates have gone up !
Jeebuz, rates have gone up !
If you can’t see them it’s probably because you’ll need to scroll down…
Such a piquant bon mot. Nice.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you roast.
Sometimes, this place reminds me of trading barbs with my friend, Lee, with whom I worked, also. He was 17 years older than I was (RIP) and had served 3 active combat tours in Vietnam. But stateside, fair game. I would hold the door open at a restaurant for him on a Friday. We would go to some mom&pop diner where, for about 8 bucks including tip (turn of the century,) you could eat yourself in to a coma.
I would hold the door open and say "Age before beauty."
He would retort without missing a beat, "Pearls before swine."
Going back to work after lunch, he would say, "I feel full and totally useless."
I would reply, "How do we tell the difference between now and before lunch?"
Couldn't you just feel the love in the room.
I would sing along with the radio and he knew I had a head full of useless trivia.
He would ask, "Who sang that song?"
I would answer, "The Beatles."
He would say, "Well, let them sing it."
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How could you? He's the size of a small car.
Your squad mates told us your were a Full Member when you joined. When you report for duty never make friends with the faggots who come up to you and want to be friends. It's the guys who loath you who are worth knowing.
Very true. The most friendly dudes are always the shitbirds...just like the guys who show you how to do everything the "easy" way.
