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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Ah Yes, ye ole El Camaro.

Keith
 
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door.

"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.

He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"

"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."

The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
 
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Kerr married Treena Van Doorne an English actress on 22 September 1955.
They had three children together: Tessa (born 1956), Andrew (born 1960), and Kareena (born 1968).
Treena Kerr died on 17 September 2015, five days before their 60th wedding anniversary.
Everyday my mother and her friends would watch him, not for the cooking though, they would sit and laugh at him getting slowly lit on all the wine he drank during the show