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I have done that, I have also tipped over 200% before. Oddly enough the wife supported both decisions.

I was at a place that was a pay at the table, they had this little computer deal there. I paid early, I like to eat and go. The waitress came by and said I think you entered the tip in wrong, It was like $100 on a $30 meal. I asked how much did I enter. She said $100. I said no that is what I wanted to put in, but that was $100, yes I know, and thank you for the service. She really did not know what to say.

I have a VERY small throat, think 5 yr old child small, I also have a very dry mouth. Makes eating very difficult. Things "get stuck" quite often. I need to drink A LOT when I eat. If you keep that glass full you have a real good chance of getting a good tip. I don't go into that level of detail but explains why I have issues eating. She was not the first to come back and say I made a mistake.