You can’t imagine how nice it is to have one of those close by. (Compared to having to drive all the way to town, fight the crowd at Walmart and then drive home)
Like the blue and red mailbox thing?
I thought that was the Jewish space laser?
Then again… It is NY. Those Hasidic state troopers! So they tuck the curls up under the campaign hats? Wouldn’t know… never got stopped by them. Well, once by Fort Drum in 1987… they were sure I was not in marketing.
But they have wicked cool Cruisers!
Sirhr
The Holocaust Beam has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
Whatever happened to those supposed directed energy weapons that cops were suppose to be using for crowd control? The energy is in the form of a MASER so of course it has my vote!
Anyone get Raiders Of The Lost Ark vibes from this?
Pink fairy armadillo from Argentina.
Happy 78th Birthday to Tim Curry.
I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed for the fact that I can name/have seen most of these movies.
I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed for the fact that I can name/have seen most of these movies.
Saw him live in 1989 in Raleigh, NC. Freaking hilarious... one of the best stand-up shows I ever saw. Died for 2 hours straight...
The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
And fuck yes, I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
Sirhr
What happens when bull dykes get angry because you insult their queen!
As a Jack Russell dad, I heart this.
Mental illness can not be cured by banging sticks and screaming
So I guess that asking for a sandwich is out of the question, and don't even think about getting a shirt ironed.
Sounds like a very expensive round of golf to me.
That’s every round of golf I’ve ever played, drunk or sober
