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She looks like she could lose a few pounds. She could solve this problem right now. Just give the father(s) custody of the children.
That way they will still be fed and she can eat what the kids would have had because they will be with the dad.
Well, did you know that when you trench here in Appalachia you bring to the surface of the earth the most primal, sticky, staining red clay in the solar system?
Well ya do. It stains skin, finger nails, clothing and seemingly steel tools like shovels and picks.
I got out there, in the light rain and 100% humidity and installed the water box in the ground and the electric box on some PVC for the kid’s camper. All seems good to go and It works like it is supposed to. Done with burying service thank you Lord.
It wouldn’t be me if there wasn’t some kind of injury or illness involved with any project. I came to the house, took off my boots and donned my tactical flip flops to carry said boots back out to the shop to clean the primordial clay off of them. Wouldn’t you know it, a red wasp took it upon himself to sting me 3-4 times on the top of my left foot
now my foot is doing that burning/throbbing thing 
Well ya do. It stains skin, finger nails, clothing and seemingly steel tools like shovels and picks.
I got out there, in the light rain and 100% humidity and installed the water box in the ground and the electric box on some PVC for the kid’s camper. All seems good to go and It works like it is supposed to. Done with burying service thank you Lord.
It wouldn’t be me if there wasn’t some kind of injury or illness involved with any project. I came to the house, took off my boots and donned my tactical flip flops to carry said boots back out to the shop to clean the primordial clay off of them. Wouldn’t you know it, a red wasp took it upon himself to sting me 3-4 times on the top of my left foot
now my foot is doing that burning/throbbing thing 
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The future's brighter now then I ever planned
I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bob
He's got a haricut and got a real job
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She isn’t really on SNAP. She does it for the views on TikTok. It is performance.
Imagine a bird, stork like, chicken like, maybe hawk like…..on long muscular legs and built like a bison with wings…..maybe 6-8 feet tall and eyes that see EVERYTHING…..
ABSOLUTE nightmare fuel
Terror Birds, the Superpredators of Prehistoric South America
In the vast plains of ancient South America, millions of years ago, a menacing shadow loomed over the grasslands. It wasn't a dinosaur or a mammalian predator, but a colossal bird that dominated the food chain. These creatures, scientifically known as Phorusrhacidae (terror birds), were one of the m
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Imagine a bird, stork like, chicken like, maybe hawk like…..on long muscular legs and built like a bison with wings…..maybe 6-8 feet tall and eyes that see EVERYTHING…..
ABSOLUTE nightmare fuel
Terror Birds, the Superpredators of Prehistoric South America
In the vast plains of ancient South America, millions of years ago, a menacing shadow loomed over the grasslands. It wasn't a dinosaur or a mammalian predator, but a colossal bird that dominated the food chain. These creatures, scientifically known as Phorusrhacidae (terror birds), were one of the m
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