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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Where I am from you will see a 100 lb weak nerd kid turn into hellcat to be feared for saying something about a boys mother. I am still that way.
Guy several years ago said “thats what your mom said” in regards to some off color joke. I gave him a verbal warning. I said I can take any joke about me, but you will lose weight by eating through a straw if you ever make a joke like that about my mother.

I always thought it was
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I thought thats how they teach Catholic boys who arent interested in church to cross themselves?
Im not catholic. I do have a few close friends who are and am even friends with a couple priests.
Taught one of them how to shoot handguns. He loves it!
Then we go for a beer after.
 
Where I am from you will see a 100 lb weak nerd kid turn into hellcat to be feared for saying something about a boys mother.
I worked in fixed ops in car dealerships for 20 years, mamas were not protected and it was a contest to see who could have the best mama joke daily.

Crude? Absolutely, but those were the times.
 
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Where I am from you will see a 100 lb weak nerd kid turn into hellcat to be feared for saying something about a boys mother. I am still that way.
Guy several years ago said “thats what your mom said” in regards to some off color joke. I gave him a verbal warning. I said I can take any joke about me, but you will lose weight by eating through a straw if you ever make a joke like that about my mother.



I thought thats how they teach Catholic boys who arent interested in church to cross themselves?
Im not catholic. I do have a few close friends who are and am even friends with a couple priests.
Taught one of them how to shoot handguns. He loves it!
Then we go for a beer after.
Thats what your mom said!

I prefer plastic straws.....not the paper ones.
 
I worked in fixed ops in car dealerships for 20 years, mamas were not protected and it was a contest to see who could have the best mama joke daily.

Crude? Absolutely, but those were the times.


I love “yo mamma” jokes.
Im referring to the direct and targeted crude, rude, or sexual comments about a guys mom.

Yo momma so fat, she headed out the back door before she even all the way in the front.

I saw yo momma kickin an old soup can down the street yesterday. I asked “What you doin?” She said “Movin”.

Those are good yo momma jokes.
 
Razor hanger is up. All the vintage razors are here. 2 slots left for my Gillette NEW Long Comb I’m having replated in nickel and the wife’s 1960 NOS Lady Gillette.


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Nice. I've made the move to double edge razors 6 years ago. It shaves so much better and feels considerably nicer. Great collection you have there. I've been meaning to get into vintage stuff.
 
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I love “yo mamma” jokes.
Im referring to the direct and targeted crude, rude, or sexual comments about a guys mom.

Yo momma so fat, she headed out the back door before she even all the way in the front.

I saw yo momma kickin an old soup can down the street yesterday. I asked “What you doin?” She said “Movin”.

Those are good yo momma jokes.
Yo momma so fat, it takes two subway rides and a taxi to get to her good side.

Yo momma so fat the Nat’l Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Good Lawd these are fun!