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I love the heat. The only time I want it to be cold is during hunting season and then bring on the heat. I'd take a 100 degree day over a 30 degree day any time

My daughter is in Bismarck ND and it was -18 this morning there. Keep that shit above the Mason Dix line thank you very much.
Was just there.....cold here in Fargo as well. Hate this fucking state for the cold. But the cold does seem to keep the derka derkas away for the most part. The twin cities can keep them
 
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We’re back in JoCo for a visit, staying with my inlaws. My MIL cooked a bunch of link sausage and eggs this morning and we’re having ribeyes tonight. Imma get the meat sweats!

My FIL told me to pick out another chain saw from his hoard. He has over 50 Stihls. I think I will get one of the MS440s. Classic powerhouse.