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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Did you torque the Lugnuts?
Yeah boss I torque the Lugnuts.
Are you sure you torque the Lugnuts?
 
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That hood looks like the one that we practiced of for dealing with an engine fire. Shove a Halligan Tool in the gap between the hood and fender and create a tent like opening. Then shove the nozzle of an 1-1/2” hose in and flood the sumbitch. Seeing that gives me the heebee jeebee’s on the condition.
 
Ain't this the truth!

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My wife attended exactly one wives meeting. One of the herd stated that she was the senior wife of the Navy Wives. My wife, ever so politely as a Southern Lady, put down her cookie and went home. They called her a few days later and asked why she wasn't participating in Navy Wife activities. She explained that I was in the Navy, not her. It helped that we were able to live in her home town for the remainder of my hitch.