Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Gee Kay]

"Wow…
almost like they are making new products for their new “customers.”
You seriously can’t make it up anymore"

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[muzzleloader]

Phd of what, hairdressing?

 

[EddieNFL]

Surely this is some kind of spoof, no one could be that stupid.

You underestimate the enemy.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[BullGear]

Another nocturnal deer in my backyard. This time he's only about 15 feet from my back patio. Why oh why can't these buggers show up during hunting hours?

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[tomcatmv]

Where's Burt Gummer when you need him??

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This is so true... "Oh my God, Harold. Jam on the brakes so I can take a picture of those leaves. We don't have leaves in New Jersey... I need to take a selfie!"

Last week got stuck behind some NY DouchCanoe who was driving 30 in a 50 zone... on a road you cannot pass on... with a GOPro stuck on his mirror. Filming the drive. And constantly adjusting the camera out the window. For 10 fucking miles... with half a mile of traffic piled behind him. Did I mention Douche?

Come to Vermont for its beauty. Fuck it up with your presence. That's how Leaf Peepers work.

Stay home!

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

Dammit Steve!

 

[Lawless]

This is so true... "Oh my God, Harold. Jam on the brakes so I can take a picture of those leaves. We don't have leaves in New Jersey... I need to take a selfie!"

Last week got stuck behind some NY DouchCanoe who was driving 30 in a 50 zone... on a road you cannot pass on... with a GOPro stuck on his mirror. Filming the drive. And constantly adjusting the camera out the window. For 10 fucking miles... with half a mile of traffic piled behind him. Did I mention Douche?

Come to Vermont for its beauty. Fuck it up with your presence. That's how Leaf Peepers work.

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Stay home!

Sirhr

We have em all over up here too bro. This weekend was the leaf festival even so it was worse than usual. We”re really close to the BRP.

 

[Lawless]

Stacked firewood about 5hrs this morning and found a few salamanders, one mouse and this spider-bro. He was over 3” and pretty chill.

 

[rtB]

Stacked firewood about 5hrs this morning and found a few salamanders, one mouse and this spider-bro. He was over 3” and pretty chill.


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Would Smash

 

[roostercogburn98]

Would Smash

Wolf spider, eats bugs and shit and doesn’t spin a web to get trapped in.

 

[DoctorBen]

Stacked firewood about 5hrs this morning and found a few salamanders, one mouse and this spider-bro. He was over 3” and pretty chill.


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I have a few winter-time residents. I name them. Basement bob. Garage Gary. Etc.

 

[Lawless]

I have a few winter-time residents. I name them. Basement bob. Garage Gary. Etc.

Hilarious because I told my grandson his name was Bob

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The same here. Anywhere close to the Great Smokey Mountains is full of out of state tags leaf looking.
Went for a ride with the woman on the motorcycle down to hippie village (Hot Springs) to have a beer and a sammich. We got lucky that the parade was going in the opposite direction

This is so true... "Oh my God, Harold. Jam on the brakes so I can take a picture of those leaves. We don't have leaves in New Jersey... I need to take a selfie!"

Last week got stuck behind some NY DouchCanoe who was driving 30 in a 50 zone... on a road you cannot pass on... with a GOPro stuck on his mirror. Filming the drive. And constantly adjusting the camera out the window. For 10 fucking miles... with half a mile of traffic piled behind him. Did I mention Douche?

Come to Vermont for its beauty. Fuck it up with your presence. That's how Leaf Peepers work.

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Stay home!

Sirhr

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Gee Kay]

Dammit Steve!

i know aye, give people on lawnmowers a bad name

 

[Lawless]

i know aye, give people on lawnmowers a bad name

I actually took this pic from the seat of my Snap-on truck some years back.
It has all the makings of a great country song.

 

[Gee Kay]

brave souls driving down the highway not knowing if other road users will see them or not

 

[babyguppy]

I actually took this pic from the seat of my Snap-on truck some years back.
It has all the makings of a great country song.

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vince gill wrote part of this song about George Jones on his john deere....

First she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can't see
She said you ain't going nowhere boy
Til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there's a party going on down here
Well she might have took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere

 

[Pharmseller]

Followup

 

[UKDslayer]

This is entitlement.

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[whatsupdoc]

Dont know if it is real but it looks legit.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Dont know if it is real but it looks legit.

I would have shot much sooner than this guy.

 

[Longshot231]

Dont know if it is real but it looks legit.

When I was much younger, lighter and with less gray hair, a pack of cougars would stalk me every night at the same watering hole.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[whatsupdoc]

When I was much younger, lighter and with less gray hair, a pack of cougars would stalk me every night at the same watering hole.

Here is a picture of dem cougars with your beer goggles removed.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Followup

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A good friend of mine just got back from crabbing in Newport.
She was saying that these were the largest crabs ever caught in 30 years of crabbing.

 

[BullGear]

A good friend of mine just got back from crabbing in Newport.
She was saying that these were the largest crabs ever caught in 30 years of crabbing.

Any nuclear power plants nearby???

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Any nuclear power plants nearby???

Just the Hanford Nuclear Reservation it sits right on the banks of the Columbia river about 250 miles upstream but the US government would never allow the leakage of radioactive materials into the environment.

 

[EddieNFL]

vince gill wrote part of this song about George Jones on his john deere....

First she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can't see
She said you ain't going nowhere boy
Til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there's a party going on down here
Well she might have took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere

I always liked David Allen Coe's "Keeping Up With The Jonesin."

Aw man, Thank you Mr Jones, I sure 'nough appreciate the ride.
Hey is this, this a new tractor.
That a satellite radio, air-conditioning, heater. Oh, a cooler.