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I could get a good flat top on base and the surrounding shops. I bought a set of clippers for the times I didn't have a chance to get to the barber shop. When I got out I found an old guy that was great and not much more than the base barber shop. He retired two years later and I dug out the clippers and have been doing my own since. A few years ago I stopped at a shop in a nearby town. Shitty flat top and then he put some kind of vibration thing on his hand and started rubbing my shoulder. I stood up and said... That'll be enough of that. Handed him twenty and walked. A smack in the back of the head and a "Get out of my chair" would have been fine.
It's not gay if it's at the Barber.

That is if your barber is a chick!

Sirhr