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[TexPatriot]

Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.

Running a public range, you don't know how many times I've seen this; some clown bringing a collection of handguns and his girlfriend, usually for her first time, to "teach her how to shoot" and the last gun he has her shoot, so he can tell everyone she shot it but also to play a joke on her, is some Dirty Harry hand cannon.

I've seen scope eye, split foreheads, chipped teeth, dropped guns and a ruined novice with a permanent flinch, thats if she ever can be talked into shooting a gun again.

Way to go, asshole.

 

[FWoo45]

Don't let your kids ride with their feet up on the dash. If the airbags go off:

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Wing windows, there's not any airbags in that ride. Not arguing that is a good idea to put your feet on the dash, just saying.

 

[Gemsbok]

Jacket and tie vs spiffy haircut

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

"She's got a competition clutch with a four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till her Lake pipes roar.......

 

[Keith E.]

THAT, will kill you in da screets.

Keith

 

[Modoc]

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"She's got a competition clutch with a four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till her Lake pipes roar.......

 

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[mi650]

Running a public range, you don't know how many times I've seen this; some clown bringing a collection of handguns and his girlfriend, usually for her first time, to "teach her how to shoot" and the last gun he has her shoot, so he can tell everyone she shot it but also to play a joke on her, is some Dirty Harry hand cannon.

I've seen scope eye, split foreheads, chipped teeth, dropped guns and a ruined novice with a permanent flinch, thats if she ever can be talked into shooting a gun again.

Way to go, asshole.

A few years ago, a buddies wife shot my 460 S&W. She'd watched a couple of us shoot it before her and knew what she was getting into. I still tried to talk her out of it.

I stood a few feet behind her, expecting to have to try and catch it, but she held on! After that, she went prone and shot another guys fairly light 50BMG.


I was having flashbacks of a time at the range when I watched a guy hand his 8-9 y.o. daughter a 1911, and she promptly split her forehead open with it.

 

[Fig]

 

[Ramius]

Canadian Province Mottos:

• Alberta - Where your Natural Gas comes from
• British Columbia - Like California But More Rain
• Manitoba - Fewer Lakes and a Gazillions More Mosquitos than Minnesota
• New Brunswick - Sandwiched between French assholes and drunken Celtic fiddlers
• Newfoundland - The Reason for the Newfie Jokes
• Northwest Territory- Big-ass Diamond Mine and a Million Lakes (no mosquitoes)
• Nova Scotia - Everyone is a Fiddle Player
• Nunavut - No scenery but lots of photogenic Polar bears
• Ontario - Center of the Universe, Because We Feel That Important About Ourselves
• Prince Edward Island - You can drive across the province in two minutes!
• Quebec - Everybody assumes you’re an asshole, but racism is socially acceptable
• Saskatchewan - We got grain elevators taller than our mountains
• Yukon Territory - Gold, Fish, Beer… and Midnight Sun.

 

[Ramius]

The U.S. States Mottos:

• Alabama - Hell Yeah, We Have Electricity.
• Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
• Arizona - Yeah, But It's A Dry Heat.
• Arkansas - Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
• California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
• Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
• Connecticut - Like Massachusetts , only smaller
• Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
• Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids… And Our Voting Skills.
• Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
• Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
• Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
• Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
• Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
• Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
• Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
• Michigan - First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
• Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
• Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
• Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
• Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
• Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
• Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
• New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Your ##$%##! Motto Right here!
• New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!
• North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
• North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
• Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
• Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
• Oregon - Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
• Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal, Avoid the Two Cities and Join the Technology-Free Amish
• Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
• South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
• Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
• Texas - Se Hable Ingles
• Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedy's
• Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
• West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
• Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese!
• Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared - Home of Brokeback Mountain
• DC - The Work-Free Drug Place!

 

[ZiaHunter]

Brings back memories. Saw them a the Turning Point Cafe circa 1973

 

[timesublime]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[TexPatriot]

A few years ago, a buddies wife shot my 460 S&W. She'd watched a couple of us shoot it before her and knew what she was getting into. I still tried to talk her out of it.

I stood a few feet behind her, expecting to have to try and catch it, but she held on! After that, she went prone and shot another guys fairly light 50BMG.


I was having flashbacks of a time at the range when I watched a guy hand his 8-9 y.o. daughter a 1911, and she promptly split her forehead open with it.

A buddy in the early 90's was a Class 7 'smith and brought some college kid from U.T. out to let him shoot his FA Uzi. Les had his 1911 on his hip and gave the kid instructions on how to hold it, lean into it and what to expect.

His final bit of advise was"...I'm going to stand behind you. If you let it get away from you or drop it while it's in full auto, I'm going to shoot you...in the head."

I think the kid realized right then the importance of maitaining control of the gun.

 

[Ramius]

 

[mi650]

A buddy in the early 90's was a Class 7 'smith and brought some college kid from U.T. out to let him shoot his FA Uzi. Les had his 1911 on his hip and gave the kid instructions on how to hold it, lean into it and what to expect.

His final bit of advise was"...I'm going to stand behind you. If you let it get away from you or drop it while it's in full auto, I'm going to shoot you...in the head."

I think the kid realized right then the importance of maitaining control of the gun.

1st time my wife shot a gun was a couple years before we got married, my Marlin M60 at some cans. That afternoon, she decided to try my Mossberg 500, with a 2 3/4 #6 in it. (She weighed 105 at the time) I told her 5-6 times to pull it tight to her shoulder, including 1/2 a second before she pulled the trigger.

You guessed it, she flinched, pulled it away, and got slammed!! She threw it at me!!

 

[Longshot231]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

'60's kids were awesome! Late Boomers and Early-X'ers!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

 

[The D]

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Other acceptable responses include

“As long as it compliments my mullet you can lick my balls, junior”

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

 

[theLBC]

 

[7.62willdo]

Salt mine?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Many years ago was at The Sicily drop zone at Bragg watching a landing. Couple of chutes got tangled and then untangled but the paratroopers hit a bit hard. Big dodge ambulance heads toward them… while other troopers are still landing. Big no-no! The Ambulances were supposed to stay out until everyone was in the ground.

This one poor guy lands right on the hood/windshield of the moving ambulance. Splud.

Everyone survived with just minor injuries….

But… was painful to watch!

Oops.

Sirhr

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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'60's kids were awesome! Late Boomers and Early-X'ers!

Sirhr

Or she just borrowed her little brother's action figure.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[slowworm]

Salt mine?

Only if you pay for it.....

 

[Devildog]

 

[cas6969]

Or she just borrowed her little brother's action figure.

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Not until 1978. The picture said 1977 and we KNOW everything on the net is true.

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[turbo_bird]

I just got, via UPS, a pair of 2.5" inlet/outlet Cherry Bombs from Summit Racing.

They cost about $29 each. Plus some shipping.

I seem to remember that back in about 1982... a pair of Cherry Bombs cost about $50. Which was real money back then. But, hell, Cherry bombs!!

We're about to find out who is a boomer and who is an X-er or some kind of Gen Blue-hair type.

Because if you don't know what a Cherry Bomb was.... you should be driving a hybrid.

Sirhr

I think I'm technically a millenial, but whatever. Somewhere around 20 years ago or so I had dropped off my car at a local muffler shop to get a dual exhaust out on it, and used their courtesy car to do some errands around town. I came back with a set of cherry bomb knockoffs and the guy working on my car asked what they were for. I told him I needed something to make other car sort of legal. He told me those won't do it, which was perfect.
Here's the car that got the cherry bombs, long gone now. Came out of a farmer's field and I cut the roof and mufflers off, best $100 I ever spent.

We were out hunting with that car in northern BC a long time ago. My brother shot off the passenger side mirror trying to hit a deer with a paintball gun. Later he actually shot a bear, and we drove down the road with it on the hood until it slid off on a corner, and we had to move him to the trunk. Good times.
Kristian

 

[Bullfrog08]

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She keeps yapping, shes going to have a second black eye!

 

[doubloon]

Better watch it, one of them will hit you with its squishmallow.

Like the one I saw hanging from a windshield here recently.