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My AO last night.
 
Never understood why I need to do something for my wife on Mothers Day?She's not my Mom!That's the kids job.
Go ahead, say that to her, double dog dare ya!

I did that, once. . .

Doubled down after she took exception and went down the list of holidays that I need to acknowledge her highness. Too bad I started with Memorial Day.

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Never understood why I need to do something for my wife on Mothers Day?She's not my Mom!That's the kids job.
I nipped it in the bud 35 years ago.....
”Go visit your mom, I’ll go visit mine. It’s a special day for KIDS to be with, or show appreciation and affection for their Moms”.

So for the past 35 years - my wife has accepted that it’s a relationship day between moms and kids - NOT husbands and wives.
 
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doubt one will ever see a better explanation of government and it's evils. could be a bible for anarchists
Martian: "Let me get this straight....you do what?"

Snipershide member: "Yes, we put crooked, dirty, nasty, pedophiles in charge. Basically, the people we want in jail, they rule over us."

Martian: "Im outta here bro....good luck with your butthole!"
 
Go ahead, say that to her, double dog dare ya!

I did that, once. . .

Doubled down after she took exception and went down the list of holidays that I need to acknowledge her highness. Too bad I started with Memorial Day.

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I honestly do say it.My Mom is still alive at 90 and going strong so she gets to have her day tomorrow.My wife has hers on our wedding anniversary.Now if I forget that date then TSHTF!!!!